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Kerry Says His 'Family' Owns SUV, Not He


PITTSBURGH (AP) - Does John Kerry, who supports higher automobile fuel economy standards, own a gas-guzzling SUV? He does, but says it belongs to the family, not to him.

During a conference call Thursday with reporters to discuss his upcoming jobs tour through West Virginia, Pennsylvania, Ohio and Michigan, the Democratic presidential candidate was asked whether he owned a Chevrolet Suburban.

"I don't own an SUV," said Kerry, who supports increasing existing fuel economy standards to 36 miles per gallon by 2015 in order to reduce the nation's dependence on foreign oil supplies.

 Kerry thought for a second when asked whether his wife, Teresa Heinz Kerry, had a Suburban at their Ketchum, Idaho, home. Kerry said he owns and drives a Dodge 600 and recently bought a Chrysler 300M. He said his wife owns the Chevrolet SUV.

Just hours after telling reporters that he doesn't own an SUV but his family does, Sen. John Forbes Kerry announced today that he had gained permission from his wife, Teresa Heinz Kerry, to drive the family's Chevy Suburban on brief trips to the grocery store or dry cleaner.

"I didn't ask to take it on the campaign trail because it gets lousy gas mileage which is bad for the environment," said Mr. Kerry. "But I was excited when Teresa told me that I could run out to the Piggly-Wiggly in the big rig."

Mr. Kerry's spokesman later explained that, "the family calls the SUV 'the big rig', not Senator Kerry, because it's not his vehicle, so he doesn't need a nickname for it. The SUV belongs to someone else in the family--in this case, his wife, but not the Senator."

"The family has it. I don't have it," he said.


"I don't own a SUV", "The family has it. I don't have it"

What's mine is mine and what's hers is mine . . . except for the SUV.
"I actually voted for the $87 billion before I voted against it"

"That's not my family"

"The family has it. I don't have it,"

He throws away someone else's medals.
He drives someone else's SUV.
He marries someone else's wife
and He inherits someone else's money.
Maybe someday he'll be president of someone else's country.
John Kerry and his Wife own a 50 Million Dollar Gulf Stream 5  that thing burns more fossil fuel in one trip than 500 SUV's do in a year
"The SUVs, the mega personal jet, the 5 mansions aren't mine. It's the damn family's stuff and I'm a victim.

"First, he distances himself from the soldiers in Vietnam, then he distances himself from his wife, then he distances himself from his family. This guys never had a position he wouldn't change or an association he wouldn't disavow. I think Clinton's coveted position as sleaziest politician in history may be in jeopardy.


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