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(Boston)-In his sermon
today during a memorial service for Palestinian suicide bombers, the Very
Right Reverend Trans Gender, the Bishop of Espisacipols, denounced Mel
Gibson's film "The Passion of the Christ" as being "overtly pro-Christian."
"This film is going to have a devastating effect on worldwide,"
said Reverend Gender. "Impressionable persons may be unduly influenced and
actually begin attending church. And it would be a great tragedy if the Church
had to divert its precious resources away from protesting against capitalism and
democracy and use them instead for religious purposes." The Bishop became angry
at this point and interjected," I didn't enter the ministry to promote the
so-called Gospel of someone who allegedly lived 2000 years ago. I became a
priest in order to empower gays, lesbians, bisexuals, transsexuals, heathens and
persons with a fondness for sheep!"
In related news, the Right
Reverend Bruce Rigglesworth, Bishop Co-Adjutor for the Diocese of
Princetown and Gay Island, yesterday denounced Gibson's film for having no
clearly identifiable gay or lesbian characters.
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