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(Boston)-In his sermon today during a memorial service for Palestinian suicide bombers, the Very Right Reverend Trans Gender, the Bishop of Espisacipols, denounced Mel Gibson's film "The Passion of the Christ" as being "overtly pro-Christian."

"This film is going to have a devastating effect on  worldwide," said Reverend Gender. "Impressionable persons may be unduly influenced and actually begin attending church. And it would be a great tragedy if the Church had to divert its precious resources away from protesting against capitalism and democracy and use them instead for religious purposes." The Bishop became angry at this point and interjected," I didn't enter the ministry to promote the so-called Gospel of someone who allegedly lived 2000 years ago. I became a priest in order to empower gays, lesbians, bisexuals, transsexuals, heathens and persons with a fondness for sheep!"

In related news, the Right Reverend Bruce Rigglesworth, Bishop Co-Adjutor for the Diocese of Princetown and Gay Island, yesterday denounced Gibson's film for having no clearly identifiable gay or lesbian characters.

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