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First Lady Michelle Obama’s Garden Rotting

Squirrels are working White house garden while Michelle’s gardeners will get paid for doing nothing.
House gardeners are allowed only to water the plots and cannot harvest the vegetables. Park Service gardeners who normally tend the mushrooms, peppers, squash and other tasty items have only been permitted to water the plants. Under the peculiar rules in effect, they are not allowed to rake or weed or even mow the grass.
Pounds and pounds of ripe organic bounty have gone to waste. Weeds are springing up everywhere, and the vegetables that have already fallen off the vines are now moldering on the ground. Yellow and brown leaves now remain on crops throughout the garden, including on the potted dwarf papaya tree that sits on one side, now boasting five big green papayas.
Tomatoes are rotting on the vine. Herbs have gone to seed. And the sweet potatoes - a favorite of President Barack Obama - have become worm food. Squirrels are like "kids in a candy store, gorging themselves" on tomatoes and peppers.
Why can't Michelle and the kids pick vegetables? It would be a good bonding experience.
Michelle’s staff wanted to help but couldn't tell a weed from a broccoli plant.
Get Joe Biden out in the garden with his Shot Gun to keep the squirrels away.

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