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Global Warming Blizzard Nemo Strikes East Coast

The National Weather Service is issuing blizzard warnings as winter storm Nemo barrels toward the Northeast, bringing with it 50 mph winds and an estimated 10-14 inches of snow. Up to three feet of snow is expected in some areas in between costal Maine and northern New Jersey. And those predictions are cancelling flights across the country.

Michael Oppenheimer, a climate change expert at Princeton University, said global warming is increasing extreme winter storms.

Why did the left change the term global warming to climate change? Guess they got tired of holding global warming protests during snowstorms.

Global Warming dicktators predicts that global warming will soon be positioned as a threat to Nemo, the baby clownfish in the 2003 Pixar movie Finding Nemo. Don't tell them Nemo exists only in digital space, Nemo may be among the first casualties.

New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg and Governor Chris Christie will demand another 50 billion for New York and Jersey while walking hand-in-hand with Obama, grant-seeking scientists, self-appointed experts and climate hobbyists will tell us NEMO=GLOBAL WARMING.

Don't you hate these global warming blizzards, you can't even count on a blizzard being cold anymore. Everyone knows there were no major weather events such as blizzards, hurricanes, cold snaps and heat waves before Americans began driving SUVs. It's all Bush's fault. If only if Al Gore had been elected we would have no more hurricanes and snowstorms.

CNN anchor Deb Feyerick asked Saturday afternoon if an approaching asteroid, which will pass by Earth on February 15, “is an example of, perhaps, global warming? The average progressive news person!

In 1978, the Blizzard of ‘78 in NE was the coming of the next ice age. In 2013, the Blizzard of ‘13 in NE ‘is now’ climate change.

One wouldn't think that we'd have to point out that it has, in fact, snowed in the winter prior to our industrialization and that it has continued to snow in the winters, seems like every year.

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