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Obama Football Too Dangerous for Men,
Women In Combat Not


President Obama is praising the new Pentagon plan to lift restrictions on women in combat. "Today, by moving to open more military positions -- including ground combat units -- to women, our armed forces have taken another historic step toward harnessing the talents and skills of all our citizens," Obama said in a statement Thursday. Today, every American can be proud that our military will grow even stronger with our mothers, wives, sisters and daughters playing a greater role in protecting this country we love."

Interview with the New Republic: "I have to tell you if I had a son, I'd have to think long and hard before I let him play football," "And I think that those of us who love the sport are going to have to wrestle with the fact that it will probably change gradually to try to reduce some of the violence.

Men in football may get injured with a ankle sprain, stinger, concussion, broken bones, hip pointers, hamstring sprains, back injuries.

Women in combat may get captured, violently raped, tortured and killed.

Maybe we could put women on the front lines in the NFL using affirmative action so no more discrimination in NFL football. This would solve Obama's problem with football as a violent sport, make it more of a girly game.



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