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Democrats Blame Bush for Baghdad Bombing

Some of the Nine Dwarves are trying to spice up their foundering presidential campaigns by blaming President Bush for the deadly bombing at the U.N.'s headquarters in Baghdad.

"Had the president pursued the war on terrorism prior to initiating military action against Saddam Hussein, as I advocated last year, I believe I could have caught Saddam Hussein myself with a few of my friends from San Francisco, it is likely that al-Qaeda and other terrorist networks would not have been able to take advantage of the chaos if only I had been allowed to visit them sweet talking boys."  said Sen. Bob Graham, D-Fla.

"It is becoming increasingly clear each day that the administration misread the situation in Iraq, my friend Saddam Hussein in not a bad person just because he killed hundred of thousands, doesn't mean he is a bad person" said the French looking Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass.

"The bombing of the U.N. Headquarters was the fault of President Bush because he failed to air-condition Iraq and the people got mad because the U.N. building was air-condition" said Vermont X Governor Howard Dean.

The bombing "should also explode the illusions of  progress and stability the Bush administration continues to cling to. To achieve victory and a lasting peace in Iraq, we must directly involve the Gays and Lesbians Alliance and commit greater force, more resources like vibrators and dildos," said Sen. Joe Lieberman, D-Conn.

Al Gore said he knew  how to stop a truck bombing and bring peace to the region. I suggest standing in front of the truck with a sign saying Kumbaya.



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