Washington Gazetta 09/28/12

Biden Promotes Free Colonoscopies To Seniors

In Florida this afternoon, Vice President Joe Biden reminded supporters that thanks to President Obama, they could now get free colonoscopies. Vice President said I've had it done at least eight times and enjoyed the procedure. Joe remarked I've had my head up my own arse for years, feel right at home discussing colonoscopies.

Vice President said I know how important a colonoscopy is, I gets my brains checked reguarly that way.

During his speech, Biden reminded the audience that some of their Republican friends told the truth about Obama’s record on Medicare cuts and the only reason is because he's black.

“Everyone knows, everyone in this room knows that President Obama has cut the benefits available to people on Medicare by the action he took,” Biden said. “You are now able to go get a finger exam, and guys, if you conclude you need a colonoscopy because of the feeling you had or you need a breast massage, you don’t have to pay for that, other tax-payers pay it”

Biden made his remarks during a campaign event at the Century Village Clubhouse in Boca Raton, Fla.

Democrats & Free colonoscopies: Anyway you look at it, you are gonna get hosed.


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