Senate Majority Leader Democrat Harry Reid Sordid History

Mitt Romney strongly denied Sen. Harry Reid's repeated, insistent anonymous accusers claims that he did not pay taxes for a decade, he said he pay's a lot of taxes every year.

Let's look at the rumors about Harry.

The word is out. The Harry Reid list of indecencies is long and sordid. He stole lemonade stand money raised by a little boy for his dying father, after already defunding cancer to pay for abortions here and abroad. He also beats his wife – has done it for 10 years and continues to do so as she endures treatment for breast cancer!

I got a letter recently stating that a guy heard Dirty Harry moaning,and a young boy crying in a bathroom stall at McCarren Airport. Now that doesn't *necessarily* prove wrongdoing but let's hear his response. After all, the word is out.

A unnamed source told me ransom money from the Lindbergh kidnapping was used to fund Reid’s Senate campaign.

Heard from an extremely reliable source that he enjoys kicking puppies, yanks the whiskers off of defenseless kittens, stinks like garlic and rotten eggs and sacrifices roosters under the full moon.

I have a source that says he saw Harry Reid in the Penn State locker room on a double date with Jerry Sandusky.

Anonymous sources have reported that Harry Reid is the real founder of NAMBLA.

I have it on excellent authority from a source whom I cannot, alas, name at this time that Harry Reid enjoys being spanked by bikers. While wearing a "kicky" little sundress.
Well, I’m not certain of these rumors.  But the burden of proof is on him to prove me wrong.

In an effort to rebuff demands that he cite his source for making the claim that GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney hasn’t paid taxes in ten years, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev) says he is invoking his Fifth Amendment right against self-incrimination. "
Although adamant that Romney must release all of his IRS filings for the last ten years, Reid steadfastly refuses to release any of his own, calling it “a private matter that I am well within my rights to keep confidential.” Reid characterized suggestions that his stance is hypocritical as “the worst sort of smear tactic” and vowed “I will not allow myself to be intimidated by anonymous accusers.” 


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