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UN to appoint envoy to extraterrestrials

United Nations to Appoint Ambassador to Aliens

As of next week, if an alien should land in your back yard and demand “Take me to your leader” they should be directed to the United Nations soon to be appointed “space ambassador” Mazlan Othman.

The United Nations (U,N.) has named Malaysian astrophysicist Mazlan Othman to be the official ‘greeter’ should aliens from another planet land on Earth in their UFOs. Some might argue that the job should handled by a politician, such as the President of the United States, or Russia, China or the European Union. Even the Pope of the Catholic Church may be a suitable choice. But Mazlan Othman has gotten the job. Why not, she is already the director of the United Nations Office of Outer Space Affairs (UNOOSA).
One person who may not envy UNOOSA director Mazlan Othman and her new job as the U.N.’s official alien and UFO greeter is another astrophysicist, Stephen Hawking. He has recently made statements that if aliens did come to Earth, they would probably come with hostile intentions. Most likely to raid Earth for it’s resources. Perhaps they would come to steal our atmosphere, as in the Mel Brooks spoof, “Spaceballs”? Let’s hope that the ‘Force’, or the ‘Schwartz’, is strong with Mazlan Othman. But as seen in the video below, aliens may have already visited Earth in UFOs.

I think we should next begin spending billions on developing sonar arrays to communicate with blobfish, then appoint a UN ambassador to deal with them, too!
Given all the forms they`d have to fill out when dealing with the U.N. I believe the aliens will throw up their hands and go home.
So glad to know our tax dollars are being used wisely. (eye roll)
If they landed tomorrow and said “Take me to your leader,” they’d be taken to Obama. And then he’d take them to the AFL-CIO.

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