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UN to appoint envoy to
United Nations to Appoint
Ambassador to Aliens
As of next week, if an alien should land in your back yard and demand “Take
me to your leader” they should be directed to the United Nations soon to be
appointed “space ambassador” Mazlan Othman.
The United Nations (U,N.) has named Malaysian astrophysicist Mazlan Othman
to be the official ‘greeter’ should aliens from another planet land on Earth in
their UFOs. Some might argue that the job should handled by a
politician, such as the President of the United States, or Russia, China or the
European Union. Even the Pope of the Catholic Church may be a suitable
choice. But Mazlan Othman has gotten the job. Why not, she is already the
director of the United Nations Office of Outer Space Affairs (UNOOSA).
One person who may not envy UNOOSA director Mazlan Othman and her new job
as the U.N.’s official alien and UFO greeter is another astrophysicist, Stephen
Hawking. He has recently made statements that if aliens did come to Earth, they
would probably come with hostile intentions. Most likely to raid Earth for it’s
resources. Perhaps they would come to steal our atmosphere, as in the Mel Brooks
spoof, “Spaceballs”? Let’s hope that the ‘Force’, or the ‘Schwartz’, is strong
with Mazlan Othman. But as seen in the video below, aliens may have already
visited Earth in UFOs.
I think we should next begin spending billions on
developing sonar arrays to communicate with blobfish, then appoint a UN
ambassador to deal with them, too!
Given all the forms they`d have to fill out when dealing
with the U.N. I believe the aliens will throw up their hands and go
So glad to know our tax dollars are being used wisely.
If they landed tomorrow and said “Take me to your
leader,” they’d be taken to Obama. And then he’d take them to the AFL-CIO.
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