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GLOBAL WARMING CAUSES VOLCANIC ERUPTIONS
 
Carolina Pagli, a geophysicist at the University of Leeds in England, said climate change could also trigger volcanic eruptions or earthquakes in places such as Mount Erebus in Antarctica, the Aleutian islands of Alaska or Patagonia in South America.
 
When these people arenít taking advantage of the Haiti earthquake tragedy to push their global warming nonsense about earthquakes being caused by global warming; or taking advantage of multiple tragic hurricanes that had nothing to do with global warming, they are now blaming erupting volcanoes on global warming as well. 
 
OK, volcanoes are caused by Global Warming!!! And I thought all the nuts were in Washington..
 
 
Other news from London
Dailymail.co.uk
A senior Iranian cleric says women who wear revealing clothing and behave promiscuously are to blame for earthquakes. 'Many women who do not dress modestly ... lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes,' Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi was quoted as saying by Iranian media.
 
Now for a little humor:
Iranian cleric: Women who wear revealing clothing cause muslim men to become suicide bombers.
Iranian cleric: Women who wear revealing clothing cause muslim men to go blind.
Iranian cleric: Women who wear revealing clothing cause stampedes in Mecca.
Iranian cleric: Women who wear revealing clothing cause recessions and high unemployment.
Iranian cleric: Women who wear revealing clothing cause Stimulus not to stimulate at all.
 
Government says the economic crisis was cause by people borrowing and spending too much.
So the Government has a answer. Spend and Borrow too much.
To save the alcoholic give him a fifth of Jack Daniels?!
 
 



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