The 23-year-old Nigerian man accused of the attempted Christmas Day bombing
of an American airliner apparently turned to the Internet for counseling and
companionship, writing in an online forum that he was "lonely" and had "never
found a true Muslim friend." It appears he had a Short Fuse.
President Obama was briefs 3 hours after the attack.
It was reported elsewhere that he was lonely. Perhaps a trip to the
Laundromat would have solved all his problems. Perhaps predictably his underwear
So, Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab prefers
boxers, huh? I'm not sure why that surprises me. I guess he just sort of looks
like a tighty whitey guy to me.
ABC News has pictures of the tighty-whiteys that nearly took down a
Airlines flight, complete with Pentaerythritol
tetranitrate codpiece. Once his friends see this and find out he was
wearing a maxipad they'll never let him live it down.
He HAD balls. I'll give him
Newspaper headlines: GREAT BALLS OF FIRE! ------ FRUIT OF THE BOOM
Is that a bomb in your underwear or are you just happy to see me.
We FINALLY learn Victoria’s Secret!
Back To Home Page Of RightWing Conspiracy
Newsletters are mostly Satirical Humor