Freezing In Copenhagen, Al Gore Melts Down

COPENHAGEN — Hundreds found themselves waiting in near-freezing cold on Monday to collect passes for the UN climate talks, as the sheer volume of people overwhelmed staff at the conference venue. The temperature in Copenhagen just after midday (1100 GMT) was zero degrees Celsius (32 degrees Fahrenheit), with cloudy skies.

The bad timing for "warmists" this time is that Copenhagen, home to the UN global warming conference until December 18th, is set to break the all time low temperature record for December 17th. Friday in Copenhagen the high will be 22 low 17, Saturday high 26 low 22.

Mr Gore, speaking at the Copenhagen climate change summit, stated the latest research showed that the Arctic could be completely ice-free in five years.

In his speech, Mr Gore told the conference: “These figures are fresh. Some of the models suggest to Dr [Wieslav] Maslowski that there is a 75 per cent chance that the entire north polar ice cap, during the summer months, could be completely ice-free within five to seven years.”

However, the climatologist whose work Mr Gore was relying upon dropped the former Vice-President in the water with an icy blast. “It’s unclear to me how this figure was arrived at,” Dr Maslowski said. “I would never try to estimate likelihood at anything as exact as this.”

New computer modeling using Windows 95 suggests the Arctic Ocean may be nearly ice-free in the summertime, Al Gore said Monday at the U.N. climate conference. This new projection, following several years of dramatic retreat by ice cubes in your refrigerator, suggests that the ice cubes may nearly vanish in the summer much sooner than the year 2012, as was forecast by a U.S. government agency (Post Office) eight months ago.

According to “I Invented the Internet” Al, the center of the Earth is a sweltering couple of million degrees farenheit. It was bound to happen.
So Al was off a 2 million degrees, the center is only a few thousand degrees? Now we’re supposed to believe what the clown says now? And to think some people still believe the rantings of a divinity school dropout, what a country!

Polar Bears producing all that methane gas is killing the planet.

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