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Democrats Sad About the Death Of A
As Blackberry devices and cell phones
on Capitol Hill hummed with news of the death of terrorist leader Abu Musab
al-Zarqawi yesterday, Congressional Democrats vowed that despite the loss they
would fight on in “the war on the war on terror.”
“Zarqawi will be
missed because he put a human face on the futility of the illegal U.S.
occupation of Iraq,” said one unnamed lawmaker, who assured a reporter that
“Democrats are still optimistic. We’re still looking for the silver lining.”
Rep. John Murtha, D-PA, a former Marine and vocal critic of the military
occupation of Iraq, immediately denounced “the Zarqawi massacre” and suggested
that the F-16 pilot who dropped the bombs had snapped under pressure and
murdered the al Qaeda leader “in cold blood.”
Sen. Arlen Specter, R-PA,
demanded an explanation of the secret intelligence gathering techniques and
surveillance used to find Mr. Zarqawi.
“I want to give the president an
opportunity to explain the program to the Congress and to assure the American
people that nobody’s civil rights were violated,” said Sen. Specter.
Meanwhile, Democrat National Committee Chairman Howard Dean and former
presidential candidate Al Gore observed a moment of silence as they heard of the
passing of Mr. Zarqawi, a fellow Internet pioneer.
...Senate Minority Leader Harry
Reid (D-NV) said to scattered applause. "It will take some doing, but we're in
this for the long and pointless haul. We can lose this," Reid added. "All it
takes is a little lack of backbone."
...According to Sen. Ted Kennedy (D-MA),
Democrats are not willing to sacrifice their core values—indecision,
incoherence, and disorganization—for the sake of short-term electoral
Political consultant and Democratic
operative James Carville said that, if properly disseminated, the message of
hopelessness could be the Democrats' most effective in more than a decade. "For
the first time in a long time, we're really connecting with the American people,
who are also feeling hopeless," Carville said. "If we can harness that and run
on it in '06, I believe we can finish a strong second."John Murtha was seen babbling like a idiot. Could
someone please take him back to the home..
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