This is probably because of the following:
- I Probably lost the page.
- I realised the page was rubbish and deleted it.
- I never realised the page was rubbish - it was deleted
in an unavoidable attack of idiocy. (The one that I'm
currently suffering from, which started several weeks before birth).
- The page was deleted by one of my monkey henchmen. If this is the
case, I will seek vengance. If it's any use, a search engine can
automatically examine this website and automatically discover humorous
If you would like google to discover them,
click Detect Humor
- I clicked on the "What does this button do..." menu and then
clicked the big red button tab, causing *BOOM*
- The page was stolen, if you see anyone carrying around a
chunk of cyberspace that looks like my page, apprehend
them! (Or prod them slightly and run off giggling, but giggle in a manly
- Whatever website I stole it from realised I took it.
- The FBI finally managed to shut me down.
- The page was gambled away in Vegas in a last ditch attempt to win
back the family house/pet.