... James got all balled up cause we put Crisco on the doorknob so tried to stab us under the bathroom door with a kitchen knife
... they duct taped Bryan & Hajji together when they fell asleep at Sean's going away party
... ALL the girls had the 3" wave bangs (if you're a girl, don't even try to deny it)
... we had our first real party at Bryan's house after our 6th grade graduation- it was peachy :)
... James...uh...I mean OTIS puked ALL OVER Jen's stairs
... me & Sonya were scared to do lay-ins in 4th grade Little League so we'd practice our dance moves in the locker room during warm ups
... it was pouring rain & me, Jeremy, Miranda, Mandy, Deanna, Chrissy, Billy & Camron walked from Jeremy's house to the river, swam across & sat miserably on the Island, swam back, & walked back to Jeremy's & hardly said anything the whole time
... Micah fell off the risers on stage during our graduation ceremony
... Miranda was talking a little too close to a very large dog & it bit a very large hole in her lip
... the stunt team dropped Jessica in the middle of the court when they were calling out the boys varsity team roster
... we just got in the water at Sandy Beach & Joanna was fixing the back of Charlyn's bikini top & a huge wave knocked Joanna over so Charlyn was standing there screaming & trying to hold her top up
... all the guys were dancing & signing to Eazy- E's "Automobile" on the night of my 18th birthday & the coyote incident
... Trani told us what he thought of the movie "Wild Things"
... our class was the only class to ever go through Creep Week our freshman year
... I told Heather not to fall when we ran out on the court & she fell out of the star, then Sonya fell on her & Jen almost fell on them
... we were at Sean's beach on the 4th of July & I was sitting by Sean on that bench & someone tried to tackle him & he clothes-lined me & I fell off backwards, holding a plate of salmon nachos over my head
... everyone was playing Catergories at Chancy's & Frank's catergory was the moons of Jupiter
... Bill Bowers came to town
... in 4th grade Sonya lodged an M & M up my nose & I couldn't get it out
... me & Charlyn painted Christopher & Sean's fingernails & toenails "hoochie mamma red" when they passed out & they woke up all balled up
... Mel & Reg hung Joanna out the window for some unknown reason
... Joanna landed the big...uh...yea
... when Sonya almost beat Bryan & James up in front of my house
... when Mandy was falling and she grabbed Camron's nuts & kneed Billy in the crotch at the same time
... when Jesse tried to do a flip from one trampoline to the other and his pants fell off
... when everybody got busted at Bryan's beach party
... when Joeville was created at Bryan's going away party
... when Sonya asked Eva what she had to do to get her out of her house when the party got busted
... when Mikey got all wild & poured beer all over himself
... when Lisa had to wear JV shorts for a varsity game and she tried to put my small varsity warm-up pants on over them
... when the girls ended up throwing the boys in the river
... when the John Gorge road got completely washed out & Christopher almost drove into the river and traumatized Robbie & Kenny
... when the girls showed up late & left early at the boys' poker game and Nikki walked with $28
... we rented the limo & Joanna and Vern were making out in every picture
... taking Josh to the Showboat for his birthday and watching strippers spank him & lick whipped cream off him
... partying at the Chinese Schminese house
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