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Quote of the Month:

"I
gotta say, I'm getting a kick out of seeing all the goods online
again. I'm sad that we let it lapse. You've done an excellent job
of getting this funk back on the web."
Snowman to
NinjaPimp, on the return of
AfroSquad
Tookie's Apology
by Stanley "Tookie"
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"Twenty-five years ago when I created the Crips youth gang with
Raymond Lee Washington in South Central Los Angeles, I never
imagined Crips membership would one day spread throughout
California, would spread to much of the rest of the nation and
to cities in South Africa, where Crips copycat gangs have
formed. I also didn't expect the Crips to end up ruining the
lives of so many young people, especially young black men who
have hurt other young black men.
Raymond was murdered in 1979. But if he were
here, I believe he would be as troubled as I am by the Crips
legacy.
So today I apologize to
you all -- the children of America and South Africa -- who must
cope every day with dangerous street gangs. I no longer
participate in the so-called gangster lifestyle, and I deeply
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The Hull Twins
Last month we did an interview with the hot
and wild Hull Twins. Until our interview, nobody really knew
that they were twins. Lisa Hull was featured in Playboy, but
Michelle (above) isn't known so well to the world of pictures. In
fact, tehre are very few pictures of them as a pair are available on
the net.
In an effort to let you see more of the Hull twins,
here are a couple pictures of these fine looking ladies.
Lisa Hull

Michelle Hull
Frank
Wank
Exclusive Interview

First off, where did you get out outfit?
I made the outfit myself. I love to sew; it is one of
my hobby's. I make a lot of clothes for strippers and p0rnstars;
they love it... it is a great way to get in their pants. Yes, and
clothes do make the man.
So you are a pimp. Have you ever considered
submitting yourself as
www.ninjapimp.com's
pimp of the year?
I have
never thought about submitting myself that is for the people to
decide.
Who were some of your favorite pimps? Did you grow up watching
70's pimping movies or anything?
I am a big fan of Iceberg Slim.
Who has been your favorite person to work with on your site?
Didn't you work with Lucy Thai, Naudia Nice, and Rhonda Lee?
Yes, I did work
with Naudia, Lucy, and Rhonda. They were all very nice and
fun to work with.
Your website seems to be more "fun" than other sites. Do the
girls enjoy being pimped by you?
Yes all woman
adore me. They can tell I love my mother.
Is there anyone you don't enjoy working with? I mean, anyone you
just don't like? Why?
I'm fine with
all the girls in the business...I prefer Asians, latins, or black
girls with natural t!ts and big a$$e$
Got any other dirt you want to share with us?
Nope. I
have no dirt.
Thanks
for your time. Best of luck in the future!
Kayla
Kleevage

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This month we got some bad news. One
of our classiest ladies,
Julya Ried passed away. We feel fortunate
to have worked with her. We also feel very fortunate to be able to
post an interview with her. To the best of our knowledge, this is
the only interview available with the late
Ms. Ried. Please take a
minute to learn a little about this wonderful person.
We also have several interviews this month.
Internet model Raven Riley was pleasant enough to put up with our oral
probing. Hmm, that sounds dirty. What we mean to say
is that we asked her a lot of probing quesitons.
Frank Wank, one of the most
interesting male film pimps in the land also does an interview with us!
We have a quote from the
AfroSquad's $nowman. We give you two
amazing pictures of our good friends the Hull twins, Michelle and Lisa.
Last, but certainly not least, we do
an interview with
Lobsterman! Lobsterman is one of the most
entertaining professional wrestlers this side of the Yeti! Please
read what he has to say, and don't forget to vote for the Lobsterman in 2008!
"Jumping"
Chesty LaRue
Chairperson, Knockers United
In Memory of Julya Ried
1969 - 2005
NinjaPimp:
So, how long have you been a model?
Julya:
"I've been modeling just over 4 years now. I started with a boudoir
shoot and the photos came out well, and all of a sudden I began
modeling!"
Do you
consider it a full time job?
"No,
I consider it part-time, I only model 2-3 times a month, sometimes
more, sometimes less".
What are
your favorite types of modeling?
"My
favorite types of modeling are glamour, fashion, and lingerie. I
think those are my best types also, it makes me feel very sexy..."
What do you
think are your "best" pictures?
"I
think my Glamour shots are my best types of modeling, again it makes
me feel
sexy. I work with great photographers also which helps!"
Ok then,
what would you say has been your most unique photo shoot?
"I
once did a bondage shoot, that was definitely different!"
Has
anything embarrassing ever happened to you while shooting some
pictures?
"Nothing that I can think of ever happened that embarrassed me!"
Have you
ever turned down for a shoot and had to leave because it was
unprofessional?
"Yes,
I get some offers from amateurs who want to shoot hardcore
videos/shoots, and I don't do that type of modeling."
What would
you like to say to the fans of NinjaPimp page?
"I
would like to say to the fans, vote for Julya!!! and come back often
cuz (NinjaPimp) rocks!! "
Ok, so tell
me, who do you think should be 2001's Pimp of the Year?
"I'm
not sure..."
You own a
corvette. Is that your favorite type of car?
"Yes!! Corvettes are awesome, u have to drive one to see what I mean,
they are like a dream......!!!"
Now, I'll
ask you five really random questions. Ready? What type of animal
would you be and why?
"I
would be a cat, first cuz they are my favorite animal, and second
because they are beautiful, in many ways, and sneaky! LOL!"
Who would
you list as the sexiest man and woman alive?
"Sexiest woman, Madonna, sexiest man, Antonio Bandares."
Coke or
Pepsi?
"DIET PEPSI!!"
What music
group or performer do you like, and want group or performer do you
hate?
"I
like a lot of groups, to name one Metallica, one performer I don't
like would be Mariah Carey".
Do you like
Bush? :)
"I
love Bush, the band!"
Ok, well
thanks for doing the interview. Do you have a question for me?
"A
question for you, how did you get your page started?"
Actually, I
started with a wrestling page. I kind of taught myself HTML by
looking at other people's code. Pretty soon, I was the
Pimp of the
Year with all sorts of
Classy Ladies.
Well, it was great doing an interview with you! I hope you have a
great night!
NinjaPimp Interview: Lobsterman
Professional Wrestler and Presidential Hopeful

Lobsterman, how's it going today? Is
lobstermania still running wild?
Yea, wild as ever. I was just on the Discovery Channel on a
story about my buddy Jason Sanderson, "The Wolfman" who won
POWERBALL...
So what's the story with Lobsterman for
President? Was there fierce competition in the primaries? Have you
considered Sharkboy for your vice president?
Well the Presidential election stuff will heat up soon.
Last one I got 18 votes... Shark Boy would legally have to be 35 to
run on the ticket. I think I'm going to ask Greg Valentine to run
as my vice presidential candidate... We can do that and run the
country from the ball parks while having a few cold ones.
We at NinjaPimp did an interview with Sharkboy.
He has schools of fans. Do you think we'll get a chance to see you
two as a tag team?
Sure! "Commotion from the Ocean!" I'm a hell of a
promo guy and could get him over great as a manager. My work has
slowed down an awful lot after I hit 40. You gotta remember the ol'
L-man is almost 44 now.
Tell us about your claws. Is it hard to
wrestle with claws? Are they the largest claws in the world?
Naturally, the women love them. Lobsterman gets all the
women. Must be a father image thing, but man they just flock and
love them claws. Problem is they all got kids!!
Isn't there a game out now where you wrestle
the president? Can you tell us a little about that. Some pimp
friends of mine in DC play it.
The game is great... (It is a) great easy fun game to run a
(fantasy) federation.
Can you tell us about some of your favorite
opponents? Besides a bitter rivalry with the seafood buffet at Red
Lobster, I am sure you have had some interesting feuds.
Early on in my career I had a long running feud with Dean Ho, who
was WWF tag team champ... I was Bruiser Costa in those days. I also
had victories over Rick Rude and Road Warrior Hawk... More recently
having legends matches with Koko B. Ware and Greg Valentine has been
fun... and wrestling against The Wolfman for the largest purse in
wrestling history, his $66 million powerball lottery check was the
biggest prize in wrestling history. That was a great match and it
got a lot of national press for an indy show... Needless to say, I
was paid very well.
It appears that you make some promotional
appearances. Can you tell us a little about Lobsterman behind the
scenes?
Behind the scenes L-man is Jeff Costa, proud father and husband.
I have 3 daughters... The rest of the family lives here in Nashua,
NH which is a real nice town. We (opened) a promotion in NH
after many others had failed. Bookers can contact: Mike
Vaillancout to book Lobsterman, Greg "The Hammer" Valentine, OX
Baker, or George "The Animal" Steele at 603 889-3025. If there is
someone else you are looking to book and having trouble finding give
Mike a call; we have great contacts in the business
What do you bring to a wrestling show that
other performers don't?
An enormous charisma with little ego.
Do you ever get tired of seeing wrestlers with
no gimmick and no personality? I know I've seen too many, and they
can be very boring.
Well. I'm tired of wrestlers who can't work. Working is different
form bumping. Gimmicks help when you can't bump anymore...
What about a Lobster-girl, is there a valet or
manager in your life? Didn't I once see a
Lobster-dog?
Yeah, I had Lobster-dog!! That's my buddy Buster; he's a Scotty,
but he hates going in the car... Lobstergirl; I did ask Trish
Stratus but she's busy with her WWE stuff.
We've got a lot of personalities associated
with our site. The
NinjaPimp,
Snowman,
Crazyman,
Jim Bucko, and many others. What does it take to be a memorable
entertainment character?
Fun!! Don't be insulting. Actually let them insult you. Most
of the time it shows how dumb they are anyway and you get the last
laugh no matter what.
How about your fans... is there anything you
would like to say to them?
Yes... to my fan who has been there through Bruiser Costa to
Lobsterman; Go out there do whatever you heart desires.
Don't worry what anyone thinks, be yourself, make yourself
HAPPY... BE A LOBSTER PERSON!!!!!
Well thanks for your time and
consideration. Long Live Lobsterman
Amen! Sayonara Amigos
Lobsterman Can be Reached at
www.lobstermancosta.com
Headquarters for LOBSTERMAN for PRESIDENT and Lobsterman Pro
Wrestling
Remembering Savannah

Shannon Wilsey, 1970 to 1994
Born on
October 9, 1970 in Mission Viejo, California, USA. She is sometimes
credited as Silver Cane, Silver Kane, Savanah, Savannah, Silver, and
Shannon Wilsey. She ranked #19 in AVN's Top 50 Adult Stars of All Time.
Raised in Texas and throughout Southern California. She was one of the
most notorious, controversial stars of all time. She had a lengthy
romance with comedian/actor Pauly Shore.
A stunning natural blond, she is considered one of the
most beautiful women to appear in adult films. She was also romantically
linked to musician named Greg Allman but he broke off their relationship
when she developed a heavy drug habit. She also dated Guns & Roses
guitarist Slash. She committed suicide on July 11, 1994 in
Burbank, California after a night of partying. Immediately
before the suicide, she was in a severe accident which left her with an
apparently broken nose.
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NinjaPimp Exclusive Interview:
Raven Riley, Professional Model

Raven, how are you doing today?
I'm doing great!
Why don't you fill
in our readers. What are you wearing during this interview and where
are you right now?
Well I actually jus' got out of the shower so you got me at a great
time... a towel!
Can you tell us
about your website? How old were you when you first started on the
net?
Its a amateur site that has pics of me everyday like, no professional
pics and me jus' teasing and playing around on camera for everyone to
see. I love what I do and if it pleases people then that is even
better. I was 18.
There's
a picture of you and Paris Hilton on your site. What's the
story behind that? Should we expect a photo shoot together?
Well I was in L.A.
for a business trip and happen to be out at this club/party and I had
heard about her being there... I basically introduced myself, had a
few words with each other and got a picture. I would love to do
a photo shoot together but not sure if she would be up to it;)
Maybe I'll ask her next time. (Laughs)
What about your
trip to Mexico. What did you do while you were there?
Mexico is so pretty
and I went there to do some photo shoots in the warm weather by the
ocean around the hotel. ;) It was great! Lots of teasing pics
and vids;)
What do you think
of NinjaPimp Online?
i think its cool
that people can read what other models think about things in there
life and what they do;)
Do you think we'll
ever see a photo shoot with you in an afro wig? If so we'd love to
put those pics on our site.
Well, hhmm... not sure about that one, but if you wanted it that
bad... I would do it.
What are your
future plans for your site? What can people expect to see at
ravenriley.com in the next year?
Well my goal is
basically to try and become big like the one and only Jenna Jameson.
She is basically like my role model and she is very smart and knows
what she is doing;)
You have some
pretty provocative pictures on your site. Have any of the photo
shoots made you uncomfortable?
No not really, I
think at first I was kinda uncomfortable with how people would be
watching me get #u<ked but now its cool, it actually turns me on even
more!
What has been your
favorite photo shoot?
Well I would have
to say so far the Halloween sets that we took. My friend let us
take pics at his haunted house so it was pretty cool and creepy!
Who are your role
models? Who do you want to be like?
Well my first one
would have to be Jenna Jameson. The other is Paris Hilton, I so envy
her at times, she is pretty, is popular and well she brands herself
real well...
What are your
thoughts on plastic surgery such as breast implants?
When I first got
into this, I really wanted them. Knowing that I have little breasts.
I have always wanted them bigger. But my members and fans have proven
to me I don't need them.
Do you get a lot of
fan mail?
Yes a lot and I
answer all my emails, I love talking to different people around the
world;)
Would you like to
say anything in particular to your fans?
I'm so happy that they are here for me, if it wasn't for them... I
wouldn't be where I am now. ;) Kisses!
Thanks for being on
the page. We wish you the best of luck in the future.
NinjaPimp
Exclusive Interview
Nutritionist: Don Lemmon
Don,
how are you doing today?
Great, as always.
Just went for a hike in the mountains of Utah. Pine Valley to be
exact. I brought along a blanket and took a nap in the wilderness with
my wife and daughter. There is nothing like laying around by a spring
creek, watching chipmunks and deer doing their thing within a stone's
toss. Afterwards we had a wonderful dinner at down home BBQ that
played nothing but old Nashville tunes. What a day....
Let's start this off with a basic description.
Who are you and what do you do for a living?
I am Don Lemmon, the #1 Nutritionist on most search engines but also a
writer and sometimes superhero who stands in for Batman when his
tights get to be a bit much. I haven't any super powers but Asia
thinks I look good in chaps.
chaps huh? Ick! Tell us about some of your books?
There are 5 books in
the exercise and nutrition series and eight novels, I really wouldn't
know where to begin. If you would like to be more specific, I can get
detailed... Yay? No? Book 1 is about the diet and workout program my
celebrity clients use. Book 2 covers what my bodybuilding and fitness
clients follow. Book 3 is my and Asia's diary from our year living in
Hawaii. Book 4 is the advice given to personal trainers and Book 5 is
all recipes and menus. Each one is 300 pages long and no info is
repeated twice...
I personally hated the Atkins craze. What did you think of it?
What a crock that
was. The guy ran around having heart attacks and people fell for that
crap. And the products? Lord, he preached you need no more than 32
carbs a day but every single product he produced had 32 carbs or more.
I was the first to point out the hidden glycerine. A carb is a carb
old man! If the "net" carb propaganda they push is true, then why are
so many people bloated and fat instead of fit and trim? Doh!
I like to think that I am in pretty good shape. For diet, I try to
limit my fat intake, I eat a decent amount of lean proteins, and I try
to watch calories. Do you think that is a healthy start for a good
diet?
I do not know, can
you see your abs? If not, you aren't balancing out properly. I know
for a fact that if I start to look a little off kilter, I can boil it
down to what I eat, even if I think that food is healthy, it might not
be...
What do you think of protein bars? Southbeach, Myoplex, and the Zone
all make some very tasty bars for active people.
Glorified candy. Read
the ingredients. There's the same stuff in regular junk food found in
health food now. Go figure, the companies making health food are named
Hershey's and Nabisco.
How many calories do you take in every day, and how much protein do
you consume?
3000 calories over 7
to 8 feedings and probably a third of that is protein.
What legal "health foods" would you say that people should stay away
from?
Anything that is not
100% organic, GMO-free, devoid of artificial sweeteners, hydrogenated
oils or anything else that right off the bat sounds too good to be
true. It always is, mark my words.
Do you think the government should do more to regulate nutritional
supplements?
Haven't they done
enough? Actually, yes, with all the crap available today, someone
needs to put a stop to it all. I say there should be new standards of
quality but then again, if that happens, I might not reign supreme any
longer. <insert evil laugh>
What supplements do you recommend? Where can we get them?
See
www.secretstoaperfectbody.com for my stuff but in reality, as I teach
my clients, supplements only help if you eat right and exercise
regularly. If you take a product that speeds the metabolism but eat
food that slows it, who wins? You still look bad and you blame the
magic pill for failing.
Wow, that stuff is really overpriced.
How did you get into writing? When did you start online?
I have been writing
since high school but never thought anything would come of it, and it
didn't, until I began releasing things online in 1997. It kind of took
off since then. Selling 30,000 copies of a novel doesn't sound like
much but when you make all the profits versus some publisher giving
you a quarter (as in 25 cents) a sale, it adds up nicely. I have
released a handful of novels and will be releasing more shortly. Being
a one man show is time consuming.
Your wife Asia Carrera is a self proclaimed computer guru. Does she
help with your webpage?
When she isn't making
tasty creations in our kitchen like pies and cookies from scratch, she
is pretty busy with her own site (www.asiacarrera.com, heh-heh, had to
plug that). But yeah, she actually has given me a number of tips that
I hadn't previously considered. She still says I put too much text on
my various sites, I should probably work on that.
Pies, huh? that sounds healthy. Anyway, don't you have a new addition to the family? Would you like to
introduce the little one?
CatalinaLemmon.com is
all the introduction we need, laughs... She is the apple of our eye,
the light of our life and the prettiest, smartest little girl I've
ever seen. Crawling, standing, learning sign language, all so far
ahead of her age group that we are astounded, it's like watching a
miracle unfold on a daily basis. Proud Papa Don. :-)
I heard Jenna Jameson had some words for your wife in her book. What
did she say, and what do you have to say as a response?
You know, I haven't
read her book but we did get a lot of emails about how jealous Jenna
is or was or whatever regarding Asia. My opinion? From what I know,
Jenna's husband had a thing for my wife, if you believed what Jenna
said in her book. Hell, that guy was asking Asia out still while she
and I were only dating, so it is true, he had a thing for her. As for
anything else said, all I know is that I married the hottest woman
ever to work in the adult industry. She doesn't need airbrushing after
a photo shoot, she doesn't deny her past, she can deliver her lines
correctly, is a card carrying member of Mensa, is the #1 player in the
world at Unreal Tournament... There is a lot to envy. So I do not
blame anyone at all for being jealous.
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