Hey everyone! This, as you may or may not know, is my homepage. It could also be
called a daring, provocative look into the mind of a very unusual guy. Oh well, I happen
to LIKE being unusual! Anyway, let's get down to business. Let's see... I'm 17, and I'm a
senior at Hamilton High School in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, where I am editor-in-chief of
the school online news (ftp.milwaukee.k12.wi.us/schools/hamilton/News.html), writing editor
of the yearbook, and I'm on the literary magazine's staff. I'm also in the DECA club, the
Drama club, and I'm also a member of the senior board. *L* Did ya get all that? A certain
someone is always saying that I'm "too involved". Right.... Well, I'm about 5'5", with short
brown hair and "deep, dark, mysterious" brown eyes with a slightly tanned complexion. I
enjoy writing alot. Right now I'm working on my first two novels, and I expect to have the longer
one finished by the time senior year ends. Oh, let's keep our fingers crossed! I also like to
act, listen to music, hang out with my friends, read, go on walks, ride bikes, stuff like that.
I don't really go on the internet nowadays, but if any of you have AOL Instant Messenger and
ever wanna talk to me, feel free to IM me. My screen name is turdbox17. I've got some
pretty cool stuff on this page, such as a tribute to my friends, a biography of me (enter at
your own risk), the story of how I ended up with the name "tuRdBOx", and tons of other good
stuff! I hope you enjoy my page, and please sign my guestbook. If you don't, I have
your name and address, and you will be recieving a Big Mac from the McDonald's on
76th St. in the mail, and then you'll get salmonella and die! Hahahaha! If you have any
questions or comments, my e-mail address is jajaaf16@hotmail.com. All hate-mail will
be ignored, but the sender will recieve my eternal hatred in gratitude. Oh yeah, my
picture is also on the "AATGAWM" section (the one at the top), so if you wanna see the
idiot who wrote this, go for it. It's almost two years old though. I'm getting my senior portraits
taken later in the month, and as soon as I do that I'll put a more up-to-date picture on. School
starts again in two weeks, and I'm actually looking forward to it! (I never thought I'd say
that). Well, in the words of Truman Burbank, "If I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening
and good night!"
Oh... and one more thing. There is a girl missing in my hometown of Bloomington, Indiana
since May 31, 2000. If you have the time, please click on the "Help Find Jill Behrman"
icon and help get her home. Thank you.
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