1

You can have a beer in public

2

Beer stains wash out.

3

You don’t have to Wine and Dine beer.

4

Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play football.

5

When your beer goes flat, you can toss it out.

6

Beer is never late.

7

A beer never gets jealous when you grab another beer.

8

Hangovers go away.

9

Beer labels come off without a fight.

10

When you go to a bar, you can always pick up a beer.

11

Beer never has a headache.

12

After you’ve had a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents.

13

A beer won’t get upset if you come home and have another beer.

14

If you pour a beer right, you’ll always get good head.

15

A beer always goes down easy.

16

You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty.

17

You can share a beer with your friends.

18

You always know when you’re the first one to pop a beer.

19

Beer is always wet.

20

Beer doesn’t demand equality.

21

You can enjoy a beer all month long.

22

A beer doesn’t mind when you come.

23

A frigid beer is a good beer.

24

You don’t have to wash a beer before it tastes good.

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If you change beers, you don’t have to pay alimony.