How do you drown a blond?
-put a scratch-n-sniff at the bottom of a pool.
There were two morons on a log. A big moron and a little moron. One fell off. Which one was it?
-The big moron. Cause the other was A LITTLE MORON!!!!!
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern one?
-A northern fairytale begins..."Once upon a time..."
-A southern fairytale begins..."Ya'll ain't gonna believe this s***"
There's a four way intersection, on one street is santa claus, on another the easter bunny, the third has the perfect man, the forth has the perfect woman...who has the right away?
The perfect woman because the others don't exist!
What Do You do with you're dishwasher when it breaks down?
Slap her round a bit!
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