Blew

If you wouldn't mind I would like it blew
If you wouldn't mind I would like it loose
If you wouldn't care I would like to leave
If you wouldn't mind I would like to breathe
Is there another reason for your stain
Could you believe him when you discussed his stain?
Here is another word that rhymes with shame
You could do anything

Floyd the Barber

Hello Cobain come on in
Floyd observes my hairy chin
Sit down (in the) chair don't be afraid
Steamed hot towel on my face
I was shaved
I was shaved
I was shamed
Barney ties me to the chair
I can't see I'm really scared
Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip
Pee-pee pressed against my lips
I was shaved
I was shaved
I was shamed
I sense others in the room
Opie, Aunt Bea I presume
They take turns and cut me up
I die smothered in Aunt Bea's muff
I was shaved
I was shaved
I was shamed

About a Girl

I need an easy friend
I do, with an ear to lend
I do, think you fit this shoe
I do, won't you have a clue
I'll take advantage while
You hang me out to dry
But I can't see you every night
For free
I'm standing in your line
I do, hope you have the time
I do, pick a number too
I do, keep a date with you
I'll take advantage while
You hang me out to dry
But I can't see you every night
No, I can't see you every night
For free
I do

School

Won't you believe it
It's just my luck
No recess
You're in high school again

Love Buzz

Would you believe me when I tell you
You are the queen of my heart
Please don't deceive me when I hurt you
Just ain't the way it seems
Can you feel my love buzz

Paper Cuts

When I'm feeling tired
She puts food through the door
I crawl towards the crack of light
Sometimes I can't find my way
Newspapers spin 'round
Soaking all that they can
The cleaning is too kind
A good hosing down
The lady whom I feel maternal love for
Cannot look me in the eyes
But I see hers and they are blue
And they cock and twist and masturbate
I said so
Nirvana
Black windows a problem
I scratch with my nails
I see others just like me
Why do they not try to escape?
But we're not the only ones
They point in my way
They come with the flashing lights
And take my family away
And very later I have learned
To accept some friends of ridicule
My whole existence is for your amusement
And that is why I'm here with you
Don't take me away
I've found
Nirvana

Negative Creep

This is out of our reach... and it's grown
This is getting to be... drone
I'm a negative creep and I'm stoned!
Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more
This is out of our range... and it's grown
This is getting to be... like drone
I'm a negative creep and I'm stoned!
Fuck! Yeah! Drone! Stoned!

Scoff

In my eyes, I'm not lazy
In my face, it's not over
In your room, I'm not older
In your eyes, I'm not worth it
Gimme back my alcohol
Gimme back my...gimme back my
Gimme baaaack!

Swap Meet

They lead a lifetime that is comfortable
They travel far to keep their stomachs full
They make a living off of arts and crafts
The kind with sea shells, driftwood, and burlap
They make a deal when they come to town
The Sunday swap meet is a battle ground
She loves him more than he will ever know
He loves her more than he will ever show
Keeps his cigarettes close to his heart
Keeps her photographs close to her heart
Keep the bitterness close to the heart

Mr. Moustache

Fill me in on your new vision
Wake me up with indecision
Help me trust your mighty wisdom
Yes I eat cow, I am not proud
Show me how you question, question
Lead the way to my temptation
Take my hand and give it cleaning
Yes I eat cow, I am not proud
Easy as an easychair
Poop as hard as rock
I don't like you anyway
Seal it in a box
(Damn) you
(Damn) you ... aaaaahh! aaaaah!

Sifting

Afraid to grade
Wouldn't it be fun?
Cross, self-loss
Wouldn't it be fun?
Wet your bed
Wouldn't it be fun?
Some felt none
Wouldn't it be fun?
Your eyes, teacher said
Preacher said,
Don't have nothin' for you
Spell the smell
Wouldn't it be fun?
Search for church
Wouldn't it be fun?
Wet your bed
Wouldn't it be fun?
Cold in coals
Wouldn't it be fun?
Your eyes, teacher said
Your eyes,
Preacher said,
Preacher said,
Don't have nothin' for you
Don't have nothin' for you

Big Cheese

Big cheese, make me
Mine says, "Go to the office."
Big cheese, make me
Mine says, "What'd I say?"
Black is black, no trading back,
Need more enemies
Sure you are, but what am I?
Big lies, make mine
Mine says, "Go to the office."
Big cheese, make me
Mine says, "What'd I say?"
Black is black, no trading back,
Need more enemies
She eats glue, how 'bout you?
Big cheese, make me
Mine says, "Go to the office."
Big cheese, make me
Mine says, "What's that lie?"
Black is black, no trading back,
Need more enemies
She eats glue, how 'bout you?
We were enemies
Black is black, no trading back,
Need more enemies
Sure you are, but what am I?
She eats glue, how 'bout you?
We were enemies
Sure you are, but what am I?
Ohhhhh, right

Downer

Portray sincerity
Act out of loyalty
Defend your free country
Wish away the pain
Hand out lobotomies
To save little families
Surrealistic fantasy
Bland boring plain
All we know is restitution
Living out your date of future
There's a hope please show me faster
Don't feel guilty, master writing
Somebody said that they're not much like I am
I know I can
Make enough of the words for you to go along
I sing your song
Slippery pessimist hypocrite master
Conservative communist apocalyptic bastard
Thank you dear God for putting me on this Earth
I feel very privileged in debt for my thirst

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