Why does the new navy have glass bottomed boats ?
So they can see the old navy.
Police today reported that a large hole had appeared in central London and was causing traffic chaos.
They also added that the Council were looking into it!
A Limerick
Mummy, Mummy what is that,
Hangs from Daddy like a bat,
Shut your mouth you little brat,
Thats what made your Mummy fat.
Q. How do you know when you have had enough to drink?
A. When the wall opposite has flourecent lights on it
A young man who had just learned how to drive was out driving
around in
his parents' beat-up old VW Beetle. He misjudged a curve and
overturned
the car directly between the houses of Mr & Mrs Smith and Mr
and Mrs
Ball ... but luckily, he got pulled out by the Smiths!
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