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Every once in a while, a home page comes along. A really special, innovative, incredibly intriguing home page if ever there was one. A home page with genius. A home page with style. A home page so brilliant it will simply blow your mind. While waiting for such a home page to come along, this can really help pass the time. I present to you... (very important-sounding music)... The Leftovers!
Hi everybody... yes, it's official- The Leftovers are on the web! If you have got to this relatively unscathed, and with as few broken limbs as possible, I applaud your obvious competence. On the other hand, if you have arrived at this page dehydrated, delirious and missing several vital organs... welcome to The Leftovers! You'll fit right in!
I can't really think of very much to write about, so I thought I'd bore you with a complete history of the prestigious organisation we call The Leftovers. Here we go- try not to fall asleep, but if you do, I guess I can't really blame you!
The Leftovers was founded in 1996, in Adelaide, South Australia, by two total freaks, Lisa Jacobs and Julia Elsby. We saw ourselves as outcasts. We were Left-Handed. We hated Sauce. And we loved The Phantom. So, after careful thought, and about three glasses of red cordial too many, we came to the conclusion that something had to be done. With so many freaks like us in the world (actually, it's not us that are the freaks, it's everybody else) we thought it necessary to be recognised, to stand out in the world, to make our mark on society. And so The Leftovers was formed. By the way, all this was done on the school camp to Adare (at Victor Harbour) in December 1996.
The Leftovers is an organisation dedicated to Phantom Phans, Legendary Lefties and Haters of...ugghhh... Tomato Sauce. At the moment, we have 12 members- 12 from Adelaide, and 1 from England, creating our prestigious (yeah, right) organisation- now, internationally recognised.
We have a newsletter cast out into the big, wide world every month, which contains the various delirious ramblings of me, Lisa!
We plan to establish Rehabilitation Centres all around the globe to aid those recovering from the disgusting habit of Sauce-Loving. Our first target will most probably be the bustling countries of Zimbabwe and Zaire, well-known for their high Sauce-addiction rate throughout their cities. From then on... who knows?
