A PIECE OF ROPE WALKS INTO A BAR AND ORDERS A BEER.  THE BARTENDER ASKS,
"HEY, ARE YOU A PIECE OF ROPE?"  THE ROPE ANSWERS "YES", AND THE BARTENDER 
                      SAYS, "WE DON'T SERVE ROPE."
THE ROPE THEN GOES OUTSIDE AND TIES HIMSELF INTO A KNOT AND COMES BACK 
                          IN.  "GIMME A BEER."
THE BARTENDER TELLS HIM AGAIN, THAT HE DOSEN'T SERVE ROPE.  THE FRUSTRATED
 ROPE GOES OUTSIDE AND FRAYS THE TOP OF HIS HEAD.  HE WALKS BACK INTO THE 
BAR AND SAYS, "GIMME A BEER."  THE BARTENDER TAKES A LONG LOOK AT HIM AND 
              SAYS, "HEY, AREN'T YOU THAT PIECE OF ROPE?"
                THE ROPE REPLIES, "NOPE, FRAYED KNOT." 

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