THE PENGUIN WAR
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THE PENGUIN WAR

Welcome to the web page for The Penguin War. The Penguin War is a crazy comic strip created by Los Bastardos. Los Bastardos are DBERG and MC DANK. Los Bastardos plan to release a total of ten episodes by this June. Every episode is free to the public and copying is permitted. The use of The Penguin War for any profitable means without written consent from Los Bastardos will result in legal activity. Los Bastardos hope that many of you will become fans. Please do not attempt to sell copies of The Penguin War or use the comic for means undesired by Los Bastardos. Enjoy The Penguin War. -MC DANK
EPISODE SIX IS NOW AVAILABLE!! JUST IN TIME FOR FRIDAY THE 13TH!!!
ALSO GET YOUR OWN COPY OF THE COMMEMORATIVE ONE THROUGH FIVE SET!
THE PENGUIN WAR

*DISCLAIMER* The Penguin War may not be suitable for children under the age of 13. The Penguin War contains violence, sexual references, alcohol, bad politics, and may offend Canadians, Antarticans, Americans, Penguins, Russians, the Chinese, Latins, Mexicans, Cubans, Africans, Europeans, and basically every race, sex, religion, culture, animal, object, and plasma in the entire universe. If reading The Penguin War offends you then don't read it. -MC DANK



Description of Los Bastardos: Two extremely funky, beastie, ragey, funny, communistic, socialistic, democratic, idealistic, penguinistic, maoistic, leninistic, che vive, rebellious, ib nirds, freaky, strange, lovable guys.

RELEASE DATES: EPISODE #7 - 3/27/98
EPISODE #8 - 4/17/98
EPISODE #9 - 5/1/98
EPISODE #10 - 5/29/98 *NOTE* THIS WILL BE THE LAST EPISODE OF THE FIRST SEASON, BUT THE PENGUIN WAR EPISODES 11-20 WILL PROBABLY BE RELEASED THIS SUMMER.

We are also starting to put some wacky pictures on the net. Look for those soon!

*IMPORTANT* IF YOU HAVE A WEB PAGE OR EMAIL ANYBODY, TELL THEM ABOUT OUR SITE AND OUR COMIC. IF YOU OWN A WEB SITE OR KNOW ANYONE WHO DOES, HAVE THEM PUT A LINK TO OUR PAGE ON THEIRS. WE DO THE PENGUIN WAR FOR FREE BUT YOUR SUPPORT IS OUR PAY. THANKS!

WE'VE BEEN TO ANTARTICATIMES


The Penguin War - EPISODES


The Penguin War - Commemorative Cover


WACKY PICTURES


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Email Los Bastardos to:
(a)Tell us you like us
(b)Tell us we suck
(c)Confess your penguin sexual experience
(d)JOIN OUR KICK ASS MAILING LIST
dan@gte.net, JoshTree18@aol.com

The Episodes



THE PENGUIN WAR WEBRINGS


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