Profile: Ned Flanders
Name:
Ned Flanders
Nickname:
Old Painty-Can Ned
Voice:
Harry Shearer
Occupations:
  • pharmacist
  • owner of the Leftorium
    Known Relatives:
  • Maude
  • Rodd
  • Todd
  • Grandma Flanders
  • Jose Flanders
  • Lord Thistlewick Flanders
    Hates:
  • parents
  • post office
    Things about the Flanders:
  • Rodd and Todd produce "The Flanders Press"
  • Nachos, Flanders style is cucumbers with cottage cheese
  • has a Flanders bible
  • reads Newseek
  • puts honey on pancakes
  • likes nonfat ice milk
  • puts children to sleep at 7PM
  • plays "Bombardment of Bible Questions"
  • has a Tithe Day where the family helps out hobos
    Things Homer borrowed:
  • power sander
  • tv tray
  • camcorder
  • weed-whacker
  • downstairs bathtub
  • camp equipment (3G01 The Springfield Files)
  • Flanders' air conditioner
  • I think there's more, so help me out here
    things sold at the Leftorium:
  • cups
  • car
  • aprons
  • shot glass
  • ledger book
  • t-shirts
  • corkscrews
  • can openers
  • nunchucks
  • chainsaws
  • computer
  • ties
  • hats
  • sweaters
  • posters
  • guitar
  • apple peelers
  • ice crean scoops
  • zither
    Other Tidbits:
  • owns a pair of Assassins (shoes)
  • has a satellite dish with over 230 channels blocked
  • a member of a bowling team: the Holy Rollers
  • drank a blackberry schnapps over 4000 days ago
  • has old paint cans in garage
  • wore a dress in his fraternity days
  • has a bar in basement
  • gets beer from Holland
  • drives a Geo