Character Profiles
Eric Cartman
Cartman is a fat kid who (obviously) likes to eat. His favorite food is cheesy poofs,and his favorite hobby is insulting everyone (especially Pip). No one knows who is father is, but his mom, according to an episode title, is a dirty slut.
Stan Marsh
Stan is sort of the leader of the pack. He's the quarterback of the football team, and is Wendy Testaburger's sort-of-boyfriend (he throws up every time she talks to him). Stan's Uncle Jimbo is a gun nut, but unfortunatly, hunting is not on Stan's high list of priorities. His sister has head gear and likes to beat him, but there's nothing he can do about it.
Kyle Broslofski
Kyle is the only known Jewish kid in South Park. He is also probably the smartest of his friends. He has a sensitive side too: he sings a song about being a lonely jew on christmas, and he always takes the time to notice all of Kenny's passings. He has a friend named Mr. Hankey, who is basically a talking piece of poo, hence the name Mr. Hankey: the Christmas Poo. His mom is overprotective, which results in Cartman calling her a bitch frequently.
Kenny McCormick
Ah, Kenny. Ever since his introduction, the phrase "Oh my god! They've killed Kenny!" has spread from a sub-culture password to a pop media catch phrase. He dies in every episode, and it is usually pretty gory (That's the way we like it!). His voice is always muffled, but thanks to a letter from Trey Parker and Matt Stone, we do know that Kenny is a pervert.
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