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This is the last set of Yo Mama Jokes. More Coming Soon! Yo mama's so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving." Yo mama's so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway. Yo mama's so poor your tv's got 2 channels: on and off. Yo mama's so poor, the only time she smelled hot food was when a rich man farted! Yo mama's so poor, when Yo family watches TV, they're at Sears. Yo mama's arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear. Yo mama's breath stinks so bad we don't know whether she needs gum or toilet paper. Yo mama's feet so big her sneakers need license plates. Yo mama's forehead's so big you could show slides on it. Yo mama's hair is so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it. Yo mama's head is so big she has to wash her hair at niagra falls. Yo mama's head is so big, it shows up on radar. Yo mama's head is so big, she dont have dreams, she have movies. Yo mama's head is so little could wear fruit loops as hats. Yo Mama's Hair is so nappy when she combs it her scalp bleeds. Yo mama's teeth are so yellow I cant believe it's not butter. Yo mama's teeth so rotten when she smiles they look like dice. Yo mama's car's so ugly, someone broke in just to steal The CLUB. Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future. Yo mama's glasses are so thick when she looks at a map she can see people waving. Yo mama's house is so dusty the roaches ride around on dune buggys. Yo mama's house is so small she can't even order a large pizza. Yo mama's so bald she curls her hair with rice. Yo mama's so ballheaded when she showers she gets brainwashed. Yo mama's so cheap, instead of buying a fire alarm, she hangs Jiffy Pop from the ceiling. Yo mama's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone. Yo mama's so grouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals. Yo mama's so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on. Yo mama's twice the man You are. Yo mama sets off car alarms when she runs. Yo mama's twice the man You are. Yo mama was born on Canada Day and can't remember her birthday. Yo Mama's maxi pad is so thick she could bend over and deflect bullets.

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