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Yo mama's so black she went to night school and was marked absent.
Yo mama's so black that lightening bugs follow her in the daytime.
Yo mama's so black when she puts lotion on her legs it looks like she has on leather pants.
Yo mama's so black when the police shot at her the bullets came back for flashlights.
Yo mama's so black and fat when she goes swimming it looks like an oil spill.
Yo mama's so black, when she eats a tootsie roll, she's gotta wear white gloves to keep from chewing her fingers off.
Yo family's so black when they hold hands look like a stretch limo.
Yo mama's so short she has to cuff her underwear.
Yo mama's so short she poses for trophies.
Yo mama's so short You could see her feet on her driver's licencse.
Yo mama's so skinny I gave ger a piece of popcorn and she went into a coma.
Yo mama's so skinny when she has dreads people accidenally grab her by the ankles and use her to mop the floor.
Yo mama's so skinny she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant.
Yo mama's so skinny, she uses a Band-Aid as a maxi-pad.
Yo mama's so tall she did a push-up and burned her back on the sun.
Yo mama's so tall when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.
Yo mama's so tall, if she did a back-flip she'd kick angels in the mouth.
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