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Yo mama's so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama's so greasy she sweats crisco. Yo mama's so hairy Bigfoot takes pictures of her. Yo mama's so hairy her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock. Yo mama's so smelly, that her sh*t is glad to escape. Yo mama's got a wooden leg with a kickstand on it. Yo mama's got a wooden leg with branches. Yo mama's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook. Yo mama's got so many gaps in her teeth it looks like piano keys. Yo mama's got so many rings around belly she's gotta screw her underwear on. Yo mama's got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail. Yo mama has one arm and swims in circles. Yo mama has 10 fingers - all on the same hand. Yo mama has green hair and thinks she's a tree. Yo mama has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what You're saying. Yo mama has one short leg and walks in circles. Yo mama's like a bowling ball, she always winds up in the gutter. Yo mama's like a goalie; she changes her pads after three periods. Yo mama's like a light switch, even a little kid can turn her on.

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