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Ugly Yo mama's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "sorry, no professionals." Yo mama's so ugly she had to get her baby drunk just so she could breastfeed. Yo mama's so ugly her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her. Yo mama's so ugly her picture is on the inside of a Roach Motel. Yo mama's so ugly I took her to haunted house and she came out with a job application. Yo mama's so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck. Yo mama's so ugly just after she was born, her mama'said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it." Yo mama's so ugly people go as her for Halloween. Yo mama's so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning. Yo mama's so ugly she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't even come back. Yo mama's so ugly that Yo father takes her to work just so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye. Yo mama's so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday. Yo mama's so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown. Yo mama's so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars. Yo mama's so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower. Yo mama's so poor and ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints. Yo mama's so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies. Yo mama's so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras. Yo mama's so ugly when she was born she was put in an incubator with tinted windows. Yo mama's so ugly when she was born, the doctor slapped HER mama! Yo mama's so ugly Yo dad first met her at the pound. Yo mama's so ugly You could stick her face in dough and make monster cookies. Yo mama was such an ugly baby that her parents had to feed her with slingshots.

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