What They Mean When They Say...
- I'll call you later.
(I don't want to speak to you again)
- We can still always be friends.
(I want to use you later on but on my terms)
- You look fine.
(I've seen nuclear waste dumps that look better)
- We'll only be there a little while.
(A little while in geological terms)
- First in owner loyalty.
(We have the most people who want to sacrifice our cars)
- Rock bottom prices.
(Yes, the prices put your checkbook between a rock and a hard place)
- Once in a lifetime offer.
(If you only live for a day)
- Limited edition only.
(Offered for less than two years)
- She's a very nice girl.
(Unless you happen to be a guy)
- really care for the people.
(As long as they bribe me right)
- Critics raved about this movie.
(Yes, they raved about how horrible it was)