If this is what you do, Get a life!
1. You wake up screaming incoming nuke!
2. You go to work and try sneak attacks on your bosses office hoping to take it over (like an enginneer).
3. In bed you wonder what UNKNOWN value you have to change to make you go to sleep.
4. You look at a small hill in the road and think you see a NOD buggy.
5. Someone calls your name and you say "Yes Sir" all the time.
6. You answer everything with "Affirmative" or "You got it".
7. You dig up your neighbours front lawn thinking that their shrubs are tiberium deposits.
8. You get charged with assault after you thought that bald man in the restaurant looked a lot like Kane.
9. You stage an amphibious landing in your pool.
10. You erect turrets to keep away insurance salesmen.
11. You wonder why the houses in your subdivision aren't built in a couple of seconds...
12. You analyze what NOD force it would take to destroy the local Armed Forces base, Construction facilities and all!
12a. And then you break out the editor, build the scenario, and do it!
12b. When you drive past the base the next day and it's still there, you start yelling "CHEAT! CHEAT!"
13. You are driving down the road wondering if a Rocket launcher or tank would be more effective on the idiot in front of you.
14. You see a flock of birds pooing in mid-air and think it's an airstrike.
15. When you see lightning flashing during a thunderstorm, you think your house is getting blown up by a ion cannon strike.
16. When patrol helicopters are in the air, you think it's a squad of Orca's.
17. You see a man with a "white" knapsack, and you run cause you think its a flamethrower coming at you.
18. You hear the screams the little men make as they go up in flames, while walking down the street.
19. You see GDI and NOD logos fading in and out of your television.
20. Your girlfriend starts calling you Kane.
21. You C-4 a house or a church because you think there might be a crate under it.
22. You hack C&C to display it's graphics in 1024x728 res. and use a 21" monitor.
23. You install a LAZARUS sheild on you favourite car.
24. You install ethernet cable throughout your house so you can play fast multiplayer games.
25. You attempt to run over pedestrians with your car.
26. You wall in your house with sandbags and construct a Guard Tower.
27. You equip your Harley with a Rocket Launcher.
28. You install a satalite dish in your back yard hoping to use the ION cannon.
29. You know every starting/ending video sequence off by hart.
30. While walking through the park you are certain you are starting to feel the effects of Tiberium poisoning.
31. You start responding to compliments on a job well done with "That was left handed!"
32. You sandbag the neighbor's driveway to keep him from harvesting, er... going to work.
33. You over-react to suggestions you were Nodding off.
34. You confuse common vehicles with C&C vehicles --packs of bikers with Recon Bikes, etc.
35. You run from a radio antenna tower when the strobe light comes on, thinking it is an Obelisk of Light powering up.
36. You start to wish that someone would build an AGT or a SAM site to take out that damn news 'copter' Channel 7 is always bragging about. (meaningless unless you live in/around Chicago USA or Australia).
37. You follow worldwide news items in TV and in newspapers devotedly. Afterwards, you spin your globe around, stop it, and then color in various countries with yellow & red markers (to show force's progression).
38. You build a line of sandbags into your neigbor's living room and start building a Gun Turret or AGT.
39. You build an airstrip in your backyard to recieve deliveries.
40. You wonder how they get new cars at a dealership without a Weapons Factory or Air Strip.
41. You flinch when, on your birthday, people tell you "I've got a present for yah!"
42. You confuse your regular doctor with Doctor Moebius and try to "get him/her to safety."
43. When your poptart comes popping up out of your toaster, you hear "construction complete"
44. You wonder when a local church is going to start launching nukes.
45. You join the rash of church arsons, thinking there MUST be a crate under there!
46. You find yourself thinking that there wouldn't be so many pedestrians in the way if you could just blast that damned barracks. Then you wake up.
47. Watching old films of troops loading/unloading M113's and Chinooks in seconds you point out, "NO! That's not right! It takes all damned DAY to get into one of those!"
48. You calculate that the muzzle thrust from one of those "miniguns" would rocket the user backwards at 10 g's.
49. Your right-wing radical group is analysing the task of taking over the White House, and you point out that it can be done with one blast from the ION to take out all the AA, and one engineer, but have an AGT or barracks ready to plop down. And THEY TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY!
50. You try to shoot the post man when he comes up the drive because you think he's an engineer.
51. You stay away from all bald men thinking they are Kane.
52. You try to tune your TV into GDI mission assignments.
53. You dive for cover at the sight of anyone with blue back packs and wait for the grenades.
54. You look for a Repair pad when your car gets bust.
55. You try to blow up the local red power plant in a hope that it is a nod one.
56. You buy ten motorbikes to defend against the odd wandering tank.
57. You build a SAM site in your garden to defend against air strikes.
58. When having sex, you say "Building" and after sex you say "Unit ready".
59. At the local mall, you grab a trolley and start mapping the supermarket.
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