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Car Acronyms, Bumper Stickers and Licsence Plate Frames
Licsence Plate Frames:
(upside down): If you can read this ... Flip me back over
Get In, Sit Down, Hold On, Shut Up
Unless you're hemorrhoids, get off my ass!
I brake for tailgaters
If Clinton is the answer, It must have been a stupid question
P.S. If you want to get rid of cascades, mail a copy of each poster's posting back to the original and current poster. After a while they'll get the message.
96.37% of all statistics are made up.
Car Acronyms
AUDI-Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc
.BUICK-Big, Ugly, Import Car Killer
CHEVROLET-Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
CHEVROLET-Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
CHEVY-Charged HEaVilY
CHEVY-Cheapest Heap Envisioned Yet
DATSUN-Disgraceful Auto That Stalls UNceasingly
DODGE-Driven Only During Grey Evenings
DODGE-Drips Oil, Drips Gas Everywhere
FIAT-Fails In Attempted Turns
FIAT-Fix It Again Tony
FIAT-Fine Italian Automotive Technology
FORD-Fought Off Recall Demands
FORD-Found On Road Dead
FORD LTD-Found on road dying, Left to die.
FORD-F**Ker Only Runs Downhill
FORD-Fix Or Repair Daily
FORD-First On Race Day
FORD-First On Rust Development
FORD-Fork Over Repair Dough
FORD-Founded On Reservation Dump
GEO-Good Engineering Overlooked
GMC-Get More Chicks
GMC-Garage Mechanic's Companion
JEEP-Junk Engineered Executed Poorly
LTD-Laughable Trash Dump
MAZDA-My! Another Zany Detroit Assassin!
OLDS-Old Ladies Driving Slowly
OLDSMOBILE-Old Ladies Drive Slow - Mostly Over Bridges Into Lake Erie
PINTO-Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
PLYMOUTH-Police Laugh, Young Men Ogle, all Underestimating This Heap
PONTIAC-Penniless Old Nicaraguan Thinks It's a Cadillac
PONTIAC-Poor Old Nick Thinks It's A Cadillac
PONTIAC-Pours Out Noxious Toxins In American Cities
PORSCHE-Proof Only Rich Suckers Can Have Everything
SAAB-Sad Attempt At Beauty
SAAB-Sorry Auto, Always Broken
SUBARU-Screwed up beyond all repair usually.
TRIUMPH-This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
TRIUMPH-Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
TRIUMPH-The Risk In Useless Machinery Pays Heavily
TOYOTA-Toyauto
TOYOTA-Towed Often, Yearly Overrunning Triple A
Bumper Stickers on the Information Super Highway...
Rings of Saturn are made entirely of lost airline luggage.

The Earth is 98% full. Please delete anyone you can.

Styrofoam is shipped in ground-up environmentalists.

I have a rock garden. Last week, three of them died.

Things you never hear people say; "Hand me that piano."

Ambidextrous: able to put sugar in coffee with either hand.

If life hands you a lemon, break out the tequila and salt!

If it's not violent, what fun is it?

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

In DoubleSpace, no one can hear your data scream.

A single fact can ruin a good argument.

Disney World - a people trap operated by a mouse.

Please reply if you don't get this message.

This product sadistically tested on gerbils.

All stressed out and no one to choke.

If not for politicians, we wouldn't NEED assault rifles.

G = Guns, PG = Plenty of Guns, PG13 = more than 12 guns.

Cat bathing is a martial art.

I'm not so much human as cat furniture.

Morals for sale, never used. Contact Bill Clinton.

(c) Copywight Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved.

Sorry, my mind was on edible underwear today.

Mars needs women - no experience necessary!


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