You Might be Having a Bad Day When....
Your fiancee tells you she "goes both ways."...
Your dog is wearing your slippers and pipe...
You come into work, and find the company's gone bankrupt...
The only date you can find is your sister...
Flowers wilt in your presence...
You whistle at a pretty girl, and she arrests you for sexual harassment...
A small raincloud hovers over your head...
You wake up and find your furniture missing...
You look in the mirror, and it cracks...
A tall man in a black cape and holding a sickle follows you around all day...