Quotes from Nire


:	Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism

:	I have the heart of a child.  I keep it in a jar

:	I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect

:	"a day without sunshine is like, you know, night"

:	It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye;  
	then it's a SPORT.

:	Brain over - insert coin

:	I don't have a solution, but I admire the problem

:	I tried switching to gum but I couldn't keep it lit  =l

:	If at first you don't succeed, redefine success

:	If it works, take it apart and find out why!

:	Jesus is coming.  Look busy

:	Eat shit!  A million flies can't be wrong!

:	To err is human.  To forgive is simply not our policy

:	We are Microsoft.  Resistance is futile.  You will be 
	assimilated.

:	Due to the outbreak of AIDS, employees will no 
	longer be permitted to kiss the boss's ass

:	Men are like toilets:  
	the good ones are taken, 
	the rest are full of shit

:	9 out of 10 men who try Camels prefer women

:	My wife ran away with my best friend.  I sure miss him

:	Life in a vacuum sucks

:	What method does Kurt Cobain use to collect his thoughts?
	A spatula

:	Computers can never replace human stupidity

:	(001)  Logic Error CLINTON.SYS:  Truth table missing

:	You'll get what's coming to you... Unless mailed

:	You're only young once; you can be immature 
	forever!

:	I.R.S.:  
	We've got what it takes to take what you've got!

:	I don't suffer from insanity.  
	I enjoy every minute of it

:	I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, 
	like my grandfather, 
	not screaming, terrifiend, 
	like his passengers

:	I never got to talk to him.  he left too quick

:	"Charlie was a Chemist, 
	but Charlie is no more.  
	What Charlie thought was H2O 
	was H2SO4"

:	Always glad to share my ignorance - I've got plenty

:	as I said before, I never repeat myself

:	Gravity doesn't exist.  
	Earth sucks.

:	How do you make Windows faster?  
	Throw it harder

:	I think.  Therefore I am DANGEROUS

:	Just what part of "NO" didn't you understand..?

:	Justice:  A decision in your favor

:	Kill them all.. Let God sort them out

:	So many lawyers, so few bullets

:	Socialism is the equal distribution of poverty