Hello hanson haters! welcome to my new website! Founded on 7/15/98.Tis site is one of the bestsites out there.Hanson lovers and I know your out there, I AM NOT JEALOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!What is there to be jealous of?OK,fine.You caught me. I want to look like a girl,I want to be a ninni who will never become anything in their adult life. In a few months hanson will be gone. Their just another fad like Tomagocies. Then I'll change this site to something else.Now go enjoy the site.
An interview with Hanson:
Me:Hello you wretched beasts. Taylor, those highlights make you look like a natual blonde.
Taylor:My wee-wee is happy.
Me:Uh,I'm not sure that had relevance,but Isaac,is it true that the Dust Brothers did your music in your videos?
Isaac:Uhhhhh,(burp)yeah.
Me:You're admitting you're a fraud?A fake?A phoney?
Isaac:Uh,yeah(FAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT)
Me:(Passing out)
Zac:Good one, can we eat him now ?
Isaac:Uh,yeah.(Eating hay from her stall)
Me:(awakening)You three need to (cough) die a horrible death!!
Zac:He's being hostile! Let out our mutant parents!!
Taylor: Ok(opens door)
(Pee-Wee Herman and Ellen Degeneres)
Me:(Running frantically)
END OF INTERVIEW
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