(Somewhat) Humorous Last Words

"Why yes--a bulletproof vest." - James Rodges on his final request before the firing squad.
"Go away...I'm alright." - Last words of H. G. Wells
"I feel nothing except a certain difficulty in continuing to exist." - Bernard Fontenelle, French Scholar
"Last words are for fools who haven't said enough!" - Karl Marx
"Pardonnez-moi, monsieur." - Marie Antoinette, Queen of France(1755-1793) As she approached the guillotine, she accidently stepped on the foot of her executioner.
"When autumn comes and the leaves start falling, I'll be on the football field". - Knute Rockne, Feb. 1931. He died in a plane crash that year.

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