Ways to fail your driving test

NEAT WAYS TO FAIL A DRIVING TEST

1.TURN THE RADIO ON AND WHEN THE TESTER GOES TO TURN IT OFF SLAP HIS\HER HAND

2.REV THE CAR UP REALLY HIGH AND WITH AN EVIL LOOK TURN TO THE TESTER AND SAY "BUCKLE UP"
3.KNOCK OVER EVERY CONE WHILE DOING MANEUVERABILITY. IN THE MIDDLE OF IT GET OUT AND MAKE SURE U HIT EVERY ONE
4.COME DRESSED IN A SUIT AND WHEN THE EXAMINER COMES TELL HIM TO PUT
DOWN A PLASTIC SHEET SO THAT HE\SHE DOESNT DIRTY THE SEAT
 
5.WHEN THE EXAMINER TELLS U TO STOP HIT THE GAS AND SAY THAT U THOUGHT
IT WAS THE BREAK

6.GET IN THE CAR LOOK DOWN AND SAY "WHICH ONE IS THE GAS AGAIN"
7.BEFORE THE EXAMINER GETS THERE FILL UR CAR WITH BEER BOTTLES
8.WHILE UR DRIVING NEVER STOP TALKING ABOUT HOW AUNT GERTRUDE SMELLS
LIKE MOTHBALLS

9.WHILE DRIVING PUT UR ARM AROUND THE EXAMINER

10.SWEAR AT EVERYBODY ON THE ROAD

11.WHILE AT A STOP LIGHT START REVING THE ENGINE WHILE LOOKING BACK AND
FORTH BETWEEN THE PERSON NEXT TO U AND THE LIGHT
12. BREAK OFF THE REAR VIEW MIRROR AND ASK THE EXAMINER TO HOLD IT UP

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