From the unstable mind that brought you those Notable Quotable pages, brings you.... ANOTHER NOTABLE QUOTABLES PAGE!! And yes that's right, I've made two in the same year! That's double, DOUBLE, ..::slo-motion deep voice:: DOUBLE THE QUOTES!! all at once! So sit back, relax, and indulge in the senseless fun. *Warning* Refrain from drinking milk or any other fluids in the vacinity. We are not responsible for any liquid or solid objects which may pass through your nasal passages. Thank you. Enjoy
Riddle me this, riddle me that, how the heck do i make friends like that:
Jaymz Boiy: luck is a word i choose not to believe in, but can't escape from it, everyday
EtHiOkId02: your luck is awesome
EtHiOkId02: it's the best irony
EtHiOkId02: i've ever seen
Jaymz Boiy: wzup
Jaymz Boiy: i KNOW u hear me
EtHiOkId02: no you dont
EtHiOkId02: you dont know shit
EtHiOkId02: that's fucked up
EtHiOkId02: thinking you know shit
EtHiOkId02: you dont know anything at ALL
EtHiOkId02: go to hell james
EtHiOkId02: i dont need you
EtHiOkId02: or your silly KNOWING things
EtHiOkId02: ok im done
EtHiOkId02: what's up
EtHiOkId02: im talkin to this girl
EtHiOkId02: and she's basically done every sexual thing you can imagine
EtHiOkId02: well maybe not you
Jaymz Boiy: lol
EtHiOkId02: your imagination is a bit detailed
Jaymz Boiy: wal-mart is about to devour...i mean, merge with target.
i m we tod edd: Wal-Mart has become self-aware!
thefortuna: this girl challenged me to a shot contest
thefortuna: I was like, I eat Tequila for breakfast holmes
thefortuna: I'm fucking Latino
EstrangedMrPink: i wanna fuck a midget
Jaymz Boiy: lol
Jaymz Boiy: y
EstrangedMrPink: itwould be fun to bring up in conversation
EstrangedMrPink: just say "hey guess what? i fucked a midget!"
JD1885: meetin at 5, its 4:58. and i gota take a shit. i aint gon be there
Jaymz Boiy: you ALWAYS gotta take a shit
JD1885: hey. what can i say? i got good bowels
JD1885: at least i know i wont need no prunes when im older
Jaymz Boiy: every once in a while, i be wishin I had someone to cuddle up with....but then I think about the WHOLE relationship part
Jaymz Boiy: and how it's WAY more about her than you
thefortuna: yeah, she told me it felt like I never saw her and she had to drive all the way down and stuff.... and I told her from the beginning I'd do my best and I'm taking a language, Army, boxing, and volunteer stuff, and that spring was going to be super tough... and she's at home, and I saw her every weekend, too
thefortuna: even finals, I saw her
thefortuna: and half the time I made the effort
thefortuna: you're right, its like an unpaid full-time internship
Jaymz Boiy: mhmm
thefortuna: well, LEEEROOOOYYY JENNNNNKINNNNNSSS! is what I say to it
Jaymz Boiy: HELL YEAH!
thefortuna: if the girl can't stand on her own two feet and smile at the same time its a no-go
thefortuna: like leeroy, we fuck up and move on
Jaymz Boiy: lol!
Jaymz Boiy: at least we got our chicken
thefortuna: that's right
thefortuna: chicken
thefortuna: no magic words, no soft caressings, no overexaggerated drama, just chicken, straight up
Jaymz Boiy: hell yeah
Jaymz Boiy: man i could use me some chicken
JD1885: brb. bathroom break
Jaymz Boiy: guess i'll see u in about a day or two then
JD1885: day or two? oh, u mean clases
Jaymz Boiy: no
Jaymz Boiy: i mean u in the MFin bathroom
Jaymz Boiy: Sir Shits-a-lot
JD1885: shitty mghee
JD1885: shitty doo doo
Jaymz Boiy: Scooby Doodie Poo
JD1885: MC Shit meister
Jaymz Boiy: Mighty Morphin Bowel Ranger
Jaymz Boiy: dang will, wtf. i'm DYIN for some pussy over here, and you just pass it up??
Jaymz Boiy: they were THROWIN them thangs at chu!
i m we tod edd: I wouldn't say all that...
Jaymz Boiy: "Hey, my name's Jessica. What's yours? Will? That's cute. I where size 36C and 6 in thongs. Man, I can't stand when my pussy gets REALLY wet, it makes me just wanna fuck the first guy I see. Luckily that only happens around virgins. So, when was your first time?"
Jaymz Boiy: Bekalu
EtHiOkId02: James
EtHiOkId02: Janette is hot
EtHiOkId02: sean's sister
EtHiOkId02: lol
EtHiOkId02: she added me on myspace
EtHiOkId02: are you on there
EtHiOkId02: if you are
EtHiOkId02: i can find you
EtHiOkId02: cuz i find/stalk everyone
EtHiOkId02: so if you're on there, i'll be mad
EtHiOkId02: cuz i havent foudn you yet
EtHiOkId02: anyway
EtHiOkId02: what's up
TheRomeoPaco: I hate download porn that needs me to redownload realplayer
Jaymz Boiy: lol
TheRomeoPaco: FUCK MAn
TheRomeoPaco: I NEED TO RELEASE
i m we tod edd: Some people develop faster than others
Jaymz Boiy: too damn fast
i m we tod edd: She probably came out the womb on her period
Firebug504: and it was that easy for u to just roll up and be a sub? wut are the requirements?
Jaymz Boiy: be free and not on crack
Jaymz Boiy: and who said that was easy??!
Think before you speak, folks. Never know who might be listenin:
Jaymz Boiy: when do u get off?
EtHiOkId02: every night
EtHiOkId02: im gettin off early
EtHiOkId02: my car wont start -_-
Jaymz Boiy: so that gets u off?
Jaymz Boiy: you're so gay
Jaymz Boiy: geez
EtHiOkId02: i can be as gay as you want me to be james
EstrangedMrPink: i wanna bang a bunch of girls that are different so i can have funny stories bout em. like i can bang a retarded girl
EtHiOkId02: i am not a liar
EtHiOkId02: and
EtHiOkId02: i am a fag
Firebug504: how was ur day
Jaymz Boiy: ok
Jaymz Boiy: worked all day.
Jaymz Boiy: this was the first time ever having to open the registers, besides the very first time i started workin there where someone showed me how to do it
Firebug504: how did u do
Jaymz Boiy: ok i suppose
Jaymz Boiy: oh, besides the fact that i had to hold in a sh*t for an hour and 45 mins
EtHiOkId02: i dont know what she goes for
EtHiOkId02: but just check out all her profile junk
Jaymz Boiy: i tell u want she goes for
Jaymz Boiy: 8 in. of hard black d*ck
EtHiOkId02: and as soon as you get one
EtHiOkId02: you can show it to her
Jaymz Boiy: dude, i dunno if to call u a fag or what
Rayo 64: lmao
Rayo 64: dude
Rayo 64: is this about kanye west ?
Jaymz Boiy: lol wtf???
Rayo 64: LOL
Rayo 64: nevermind
TheRomeoPaco: I saw one of the types for ringtones was mmf
TheRomeoPaco: and I was like threesome
TheRomeoPaco: LoL!
Jaymz Boiy: LOL!!
TheRomeoPaco: god man ...
TheRomeoPaco: don't ever put me on your site
Y'know, we get a lot of entries here at NQ, and who I mean by we is me, but every once in awhile you get that one that makes their way to the spotlight. I'd like you all to welcome back to our Spotlight corner, Mr. William H. Moreland:
Jaymz Boiy: Yeah thats right
Jaymz Boiy: guess who's biz-ack
Jaymz Boiy: like fiends come to crack
i m we tod edd: WHOOP DAT TRICK!!!!
WHOOP DAT TRICK!!!!
WHOOP DAT TRICK!!!!
WHOOP DAT TRICK!!!!
Jaymz Boiy: like bad news to blacks
Jaymz Boiy: like jill tumblin behind jack
i m we tod edd: WHOOP DAT TRICK!!!!
WHOOP DAT TRICK!!!!
WHOOP DAT TRICK!!!!
WHOOP DAT TRICK!!!!
I SAID!!
Jaymz Boiy: ok, Mike Clones
i m we tod edd: Back then ho's didn't want me;
WHOOP DAT TRICK!!!! I SAID!
Now I'm hot ho's all on me;
WHOOP DAT TRICK!!!!
Jaymz Boiy: hhavent heard that song
i m we tod edd: It's the Mike Jones/Hustle & Flow remix
Jaymz Boiy: ohhhh
Jaymz Boiy: thats my shiz-it!
i m we tod edd: Guest producer Kanye West
i m we tod edd: ...
Jaymz Boiy: uh ohhhhh!
Jaymz Boiy: CHEA!
Jaymz Boiy: feat. Jay-Z
Jaymz Boiy: Young Hov!
i m we tod edd: LOL
i m we tod edd: Hook by 50 Cent and Nate Dogg
Jaymz Boiy: ohhhhh sh*t!
i m we tod edd: LMAO
Jaymz Boiy: With hypemen Lil Jon and DMX
i m we tod edd: ::creams pants::
i m we tod edd: Too... MUCH... Gah!!!
Jaymz Boiy: With fred wesley on first trumpet
Jaymz Boiy: "What?? they gave that nigga a trumpet now??"
Jaymz Boiy: ::fred squeals his ass off::
i m we tod edd: And, we've officially killed music everywhere
i m we tod edd: Congrats, James!
i m we tod edd: ::thumbs up::
Jaymz Boiy: With the pussycats on drums and tamberine
Jaymz Boiy: Slash and Hendrix on lead guitar.
Jaymz Boiy: Thats right! Time machine, niggas!
i m we tod edd: And the track ends with Russell Simmons coming out saying, "Thank you all for coming out. God bless and good night."
Jaymz Boiy: ...and...who the hell is that on congos...?
Jaymz Boiy: TITO PUENTE??!?!?!
i m we tod edd: LOL
i m we tod edd: Por que?
Jaymz Boiy: [Diddy] Uh! Hope you enjoyed the remix. Take dat! Eh eh!
Jaymz Boiy: ::sax busts out with sexy ass solo:: Who the.....
Jaymz Boiy: MACEO!!!!!!!!
Jaymz Boiy: OHHHHHHH MACEO!!
i m we tod edd: ... where the hell am I?
Jaymz Boiy: ::Dust fills the area as black sabbath comes in with their part::
Jaymz Boiy: [Ozzy] Iwannathankevrybodyfoorcumenouttoonite!
Jaymz Boiy: "annowfortonites SPECIAL guess..."
Jaymz Boiy: ::purple, pink, and aquamarine lights flash as Prince floats down from the ceiling::
i m we tod edd: ::audience is served grapes and pancakes::
Jaymz Boiy: ::as well as a major asswhipping::
Jaymz Boiy: [Prince] Mmm! Allow me to introduce-ah! The next verse... John Cena!! Oo-oop!
Jaymz Boiy: ::cena comes out and crowd leaves::
i m we tod edd: ::waves hand in face::
i m we tod edd: Can't see me!
i m we tod edd: Basic thuganomics!
Jaymz Boiy: [Cena] And now for Niggaz wit attitude!
Jaymz Boiy: ::record stops with scratch::
i m we tod edd: =-O (suprised smiley)
i m we tod edd: [Cena] :-X ("hush mouth" smiley)
Jaymz Boiy: ::crowd, that mysteriously reappeared, grows deathly silent::
Jaymz Boiy: [Ice Cube] Ayyo, what the FUCK nigga? Nigga, did you just fuckin say what I fuckin think you fuckin said, nigga??!
Jaymz Boiy: ::Easy appears:: Ay I gotta come back fo' this, yall!
i m we tod edd: Easy E?!?!
i m we tod edd: The fawk?!
Jaymz Boiy: Yeah nigga, you got a prollem??
i m we tod edd: Didn't you die from AIDS?
Jaymz Boiy: [Eminem] Yeah nigga, you got a proble.....
i m we tod edd: =-O (suprised smiley)
i m we tod edd: ::Shady:: :-X ("hush mouth" smiley)
Jaymz Boiy: :-! (foot in mouth smiley)
Jaymz Boiy: Oh you bout to have a lot mo' in yo' mouf, nigga!
i m we tod edd: WHOOP DAT TRICK!!!!
WHOOP DAT TRICK!!!!
WHOOP DAT TRICK!!!!
WHOOP DAT TRICK!!!!
Jaymz Boiy: LOL
Jaymz Boiy: And back to square one
i m we tod edd: Indeed
*End*
i m we tod edd: Yo
i m we tod edd: I'm such a wimp
Jaymz Boiy: true
i m we tod edd: I just came back from dinner, right?
Jaymz Boiy: wrong
i m we tod edd: We had to eat outside today
i m we tod edd: Shut up and listen
Jaymz Boiy: you dont HAVE to do nothing but...
Jaymz Boiy: fine
Jaymz Boiy: ...
i m we tod edd: I sit at an open
Jaymz Boiy: Stay black and die!
i m we tod edd: table
Jaymz Boiy: and a fine ass bitch sits next to you
i m we tod edd: Wrong
Jaymz Boiy: tries to talk. u cream and crap ur pants at the same time and bounce out
i m we tod edd: A damn group of them mofos bombarded the dayum table
Jaymz Boiy: a plane falls on the caf?
i m we tod edd: I got shook as hell
i m we tod edd: I clammed up for the whole meal
Jaymz Boiy: lol
Jaymz Boiy: did they look at u and mark their territory?
i m we tod edd: I can sum up everything I said right here: "Will." "Computer Science." "Yeah." "Nope." End.
Jaymz Boiy: lol
Jaymz Boiy: what'd they ask?
i m we tod edd: You can't tell by the responses?
i m we tod edd: Generic shit
Jaymz Boiy: What's your name
Jaymz Boiy: What's ur major
i m we tod edd: "You a freshaman?"
Jaymz Boiy: You know who we are?
Jaymz Boiy: You tryna be down?
Jaymz Boiy: in that order
i m we tod edd: Is that generic?
Jaymz Boiy: for them
Jaymz Boiy: why not
Jaymz Boiy: and its crazy that i know just what ur talkin about too
i m we tod edd: The "yeah" and "nope" came at different times
Jaymz Boiy: why'd they start talkin to ya?
Jaymz Boiy: shiet, if i could be so lucky for some shit like that...
i m we tod edd: Well, that'd be rude as fuck for them to just plop down at my table in the middle of my meal and not say shit
Jaymz Boiy: your table?
i m we tod edd: I was there first
i m we tod edd: There was only one seat at that mug, too
Jaymz Boiy: i dont see your name written on it
i m we tod edd: And my ass was planted in it
Jaymz Boiy: then they scoped u out
Jaymz Boiy: they brought chairs over there?
i m we tod edd: Yes indeed
Jaymz Boiy: shoooot man. they wanted u to be down
Jaymz Boiy: got them boyz showin interest in you. what kinda shit is that
i m we tod edd: Boyz?
Jaymz Boiy: what u talkin bout
i m we tod edd: You said boyz
i m we tod edd: Who the fuck mentioned anything about boyz?
Jaymz Boiy: you know whats funny
Jaymz Boiy: we're sittin here having a convo and we're talking about two different things
i m we tod edd: ...
Jaymz Boiy: and we're JUST realizing that
i m we tod edd: O... M... G...
*End*
Jaymz Boiy: MAN I can't wait to watch Inuyasha tonight!
i m we tod edd: Me neither!!!!
Jaymz Boiy: LOL
i m we tod edd: And s-CRY-ed!!!!!!
i m we tod edd: And guess what I have!
i m we tod edd: Guess, mofo...
Jaymz Boiy: Hm?????????
i m we tod edd: Cable!!!!!
Jaymz Boiy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i m we tod edd: ... that doesn't work...
Jaymz Boiy: LoL!!!!!!
i m we tod edd: Don't laugh at that
i m we tod edd: That's bullshit
i m we tod edd: I've been up here 2 weeks and ain't nobody fixed my damn cable yet
i m we tod edd: I'm about to say fuck this school, too
Jaymz Boiy: lol
Jaymz Boiy: you hear what I'm sayin
i m we tod edd: See, playing with my grades, paperwork, money, I can take all that
i m we tod edd: But you fuck up my cable, I go fuckin crazy
My friends, we now take a time out from the comedy to bring you some of those inspirational times. Speak the truth, and it shall set you free!:
Fizzles04: man thats the shit i be talkin about
Fizzles04: everone gives u the run around at an hbcu
Fizzles04: its not enough to make it to college being a black man
Fizzles04: u gotta deal with ignorant niggas who dont care about anyone else but themselves
Fizzles04: why the hell are we the ONLY race that doesnt stick together or help each other out
Jaymz Boiy: PREACH
Fizzles04: its no wonder were not the biggest minority
Fizzles04: but were the majority in prisons
Fizzles04: we hate and kill ourselves
Jaymz Boiy: ::congregation claps and stomps feet::
Jaymz Boiy: cause now i have a choice to make (As always)
Jaymz Boiy: do i stay here one last semester? or do i save my money and just wait?
Fizzles04: how would u respond if this was an rpg
Jaymz Boiy: hmm?
Fizzles04: ur path is about to split
Fizzles04: which will u choose??
Jaymz Boiy: Hmmm...
Jaymz Boiy: We all know how I am with rpgs and directions.
Jaymz Boiy: the first way I choose is always the right way out of the dungeon
Jaymz Boiy: but then i've gotten stop, think, and back track for all the goodies
Fizzles04: on one path you have the aprentice of engieering which you are almost complete
Fizzles04: on the other you have the aprentice of tv production with great possibilities
Jaymz Boiy: yup
Jaymz Boiy: so it boils down to
Jaymz Boiy: do i keep going straight ahead cause i know thats the end. or do I go explore to see what it is I might find
Fizzles04: exactly
Jaymz Boiy: It could be nothing. Could be a potion
Fizzles04: shoot now that u put it that way....
Jaymz Boiy: ...or it could be Ultimate Weapon
Fizzles04: the answer is clear
Jaymz Boiy: yeah, it really is.
Jaymz Boiy: wow. life CAN be summed up in video games
Jaymz Boiy: thats like this one time freshman year when i was on-line for the trombone section down here
Jaymz Boiy: i was the tail and we were all locked up and I had to hold everybody up. the person in front lost his balance so everyone fell back and since i was at the end I had to hold everyone up
Fizzles04: dam
Jaymz Boiy: i remember they were so heavy and I could feel myself fallin closer and closer to the ground and I thought "what would happen if I would not be able to hold up"
Jaymz Boiy: and I remember telling myself that i wasnt going to find out
Jaymz Boiy: so i stood there and held us all up
Jaymz Boiy: i pushed with every ounce of force i could muster.
Jaymz Boiy: and..... well let's just say to this day, i still dont know what would've happened if i gave in.
Fizzles04: wow
Fizzles04: i take it u made the trombone section
Jaymz Boiy: u seen the shirts
Fizzles04: right right
Fizzles04: had a bunch of dem shirts
Jaymz Boiy: haha, FREIGHT!!!
i m we tod edd: Lemme go take a shower before I go hurt something/somebody
Jaymz Boiy: haha, alright
Jaymz Boiy: but just so you know brother, you WILST see Inuyasha tonight. I'll see thru to that
i m we tod edd: Thank you, brethren
i m we tod edd: You my tail dawg, you hold me up
i m we tod edd: It's all love
i m we tod edd: No homo
Jaymz Boiy: Tru, true.
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