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Lets be ergonomically correct kids.
Lets not waste any energy on actually getting anything done easily because we're old fatasses that don't do anything
anyway so lets not do anything safely or safely not do anything. The latest waste of energy, strength, money, power,
intelligence and (list anything valuable here) is the ergonomically correct shovel. The ergonomically correct shovel is
designed so that it "saves" the person using the shovel arm injury (sore arms from working) by allowing (cough
cough) forcing the person to use only their legs for lifting the snow. Now although this may seem to be a great idea for all
those old grandmas or practically anyone over 40 because they won’t strain their pretty little backs and be confined to
their beds for a week. Unfortunately something that no one notices is that the old grandma's aren’t the ones
actually shovelling their driveways. Its them who usually get their nice grandsons to shovel their driveway, and no they
don’t need to bring their own useful shovels. Well thanks to Canadian tire I have two new ergonomically correct
shovels without any use and had to buy my own shovel because no one that didn’t use them could be convinced about their
uselessness.







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