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![[:: If Ya Smell... ::]](jd_files/image001.gif)
[:: The scene opens up with a shot of the WWE Titantron.
On the screen, a replay of The
Rock's victory over Austin is
played for the fans. Just as
the clip ends, The lights in the arena go out and the scene of flowing traffic appears. Then "IF
YA SMELL" Blares over the P.A. The fans get on their feet as The Rock makes his way down the ramp.
He takes his time walking down
the ramp and shakes the fans'
hands. He takes some photos
and gets into the ring. ::]
[::
Crowd: AND MILLIONS! ::]
And MILLIONS of The Rock's
fans, The Rock will walk into
Judgement Day the number one
contender for the WWE
Championship, and walk out,
the WWE Champion! And Let The
Rock say this...Benoit, you
want to call the Brahma Bull
the Brahma Bullshit? That's
cool...real cool....(Rock
starts to laugh then he stops
suddenly and takes off his
glasses and stares into the
camera) Well Benoit,
The Rock didn't find it
funny...No, The Rock found it,
INTERESTING. You see, when The
Rock walks out of Judgement
Day the WWE Champion, you
cannot call The Rock Brahma
Bullshit. The Brahma Bull is
more like it bitch! So Benoit,
get your shit straight,
because your time is running
down. You only have 72 hours
to cherish that championship
belt. 72 Hours! 72 Hours
before The Rock walks down
that isle in front of
thousands in attendance and
millions at home and whoops
that Canadian toothless candy
ass of yours and takes the
title back to the people!
Hey Benoit...can you smell
it...can you smell the stench
of failure? IF YA
SMELLLLLLLLALALALALALALALAOW......(Fans
join The Rock and finish the
line with The Rock in unison)
WHAT THE
ROCK......IS......COOKIN!
[:: The Rock drops the mic and
"If Ya Smell" hits. The Fans
go crazy as the people chant
his name. He climbs up ontop
of the turnbuckle and throws
his right arm up in the air,
and closes his eyes. He does
this to all four turnbuckles
then heads up the ramp as the
scene comes to a fade ::]
![[:: The Rock Says... ::]](jd_files/image002.gif)
[:: The scene opens up
with David Letterman sitting
at his desk talking to his
audience ::]
[:: David Letterman ::]
Ladies and gentleman, we have
one hell of a show for you
tonight. Tonight, we bring Pro
Wrestling sensation, WWE
Superstar, the People's
Champion, THE ROCK!
(Crowd claps and cheers)
Well I can see that you guys
want him, I mean Women Want
him, Men envy him, and
children want to be him, here
he is, The Great One, The
Rock!
[:: The Rock steps out from
the curtain after If Ya Smell
hits the stereo. as the crowd
gives him a loud ovation.
David stands up and shakes The
Rock's Hand, and offers The
Rock a seat. ::]
[:: David Letterman ::]
Rocky, thanks for being here
on the show....how ya doin?[:: The Rock ::]
Well, let The Rock thank you
for having him on your show,
The Rock watches it all the
time, and he finds it very
ELECTRIFYING....not as
electrifying as The Rock
though...
[:: David Letterman ::]
Of Course, of course.
[:: The Rock ::]
Well, to answer your question,
The Rock feels great, Just
great. How do you feel, David?
[:: David Letterman ::]
Well...I fe-
[:: The Rock ::]
IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW
YOU FEEL! You see, let The
Rock tell you this. The Rock
feels great, damn great. You
know why? Because This Sunday,
The Rock goes up against Chris
Benoit for the WWE
Championship. The WWE
Championship. You know how
long it's been since The Rock
has been champion? Over a few
months now, actually about a
year but that's besides the
point. The Rock has a match
against the Rabid Wolverine,
Chris Benoit, and the fact of
the matter is this. Benoit may
be the champion, but his 15
minutes of fame are up! The
Rock says that At Judgement
Day, Chris Benoit will go toe
to toe with The Greet One. And
let The Rock say this... There
is NOTHING....AND THE ROCK
MEANS NOTHING! That Chris can
do to retain his WWE
Championship. Yea, you can
lock the Crippler Cross Face
on The Rock, you can try to
break the Rock, but you cannot
Break A Rock! A Rock is solid,
and The Rock is unbreakable.,
The Rock is indestructible.
The Rock will layeth tha
Smacekthdown on Benoit's Candy
Ass and bring that WWE
Championship back to The
People. Do you feel the
electricity in the air? Can
you? Because at Judgement Day,
The Rock will go into that
arena, and the Electricity
will Multiply, because The
Rock walked into the building.
Yea, Benoit has done alot in
his career, but The Rock has
done more. The Rock is a third
generation superstar, and I'ma
do my daddy and Granddaddy
proud...
[:: David Letterman ::]
Great...before you go, is
there anything that you would
like to say the Chris Benoit
Personally???
[:: The Rock ::]
JUST BRING IT, BITCH!!!!!!
[:: The Rock stands up
and shakes David Letterman's
hand. The Rock leaves
::]
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