Ralph: "Hi Lisa...Hi Supernintendo Cholmers."
Homer:"Weaseling out of things...it's what separates us from the animals...except for the weasel..."
Homer: "No one snuggles with Max Power...You strap yourslef in and feel the g's."
Bart: "If we're all created equal...Then why is your desk bigger?"
Ralph: "Me fail English? That's unpossible."
Nelson: "If you're so smart what's a million times a millon?"
Nelson:"Hey Butler...stop butling yourslef."
Lisa: "You know that best firend Ralph has been talking about...It's a pine cone."
Luigi: "Homer, he's out of control. He gave me a bad review. So my friend put a horse head on the bed. He ate the head and gave it a bad review! True Story."
Marge: "I really shouldn't be here. I have a problem with games of chance. I played CandyLane with Maggie and ended up throwing vodka in her face."
Homer: "Oh my god I'm gonna be killed by a bear! Well I guess I don't have to worry anymore about the dangers of smoking."
Homer: "Heheh. Wait till he steps on this flaming bag of... Lisa's College Fund!? "
Ned Flanders: "And Harry Potter and all his wizard friends went straight to hell for practicing witchcraft!"