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My favorite Character Quotes

 

 

Ralph: "Hi Lisa...Hi Supernintendo Cholmers."

Homer:"Weaseling out of things...it's what separates us from the animals...except for the weasel..."

Homer: "No one snuggles with Max Power...You strap yourslef in and feel the g's."

Bart: "If we're all created equal...Then why is your desk bigger?"

Ralph: "Me fail English? That's unpossible."

Nelson: "If you're so smart what's a million times a millon?"

Nelson:"Hey Butler...stop butling yourslef."

Lisa: "You know that best firend Ralph has been talking about...It's a pine cone."

Luigi: "Homer, he's out of control. He gave me a bad review. So my friend put a horse head on the bed. He ate the head and gave it a bad review! True Story."

Marge: "I really shouldn't be here. I have a problem with games of chance. I played CandyLane with Maggie and ended up throwing vodka in her face."

Homer: "Oh my god I'm gonna be killed by a bear! Well I guess I don't have to worry anymore about the dangers of smoking."

Homer: "Heheh. Wait till he steps on this flaming bag of... Lisa's College Fund!? "

Ned Flanders: "And Harry Potter and all his wizard friends went straight to hell for practicing witchcraft!"

More to be added later!!!

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