| PHRASES THAT PISS ME OFF | ||||
| Have you ever
heard someone quote some stupid pharse that they read on a greeting card
and just think to yourself, "Man, what a stupid bitch. Wouldn't it be
great if someone bludgeoned her/him against the wall?" Sure, we all
have. Here are a few specialties...... May or may not be Ever hear someone say, "that may or may not be the case," as if there is some hidden third possibility that we weren't aware of? Thank you for pointing out the only two possiblities in the world dumbass. These are the worst kind of people to talk to because they try so hard to be open minded that it sounds like a fricken debate in a political science class where no answer is too stupid for the professor to consider and the same stupid fat kid in your class keeps raising his hand to tell you some bullshit idea about free-market capitalism. There, that one is done. Well, that's just my opinion This one gets my blood boiling. If you cut my throat right now, you would be shot in the eye with boiling blood. Whenever someone tries to talk to you about their shitty taste in music, movies, clothes, whatever, they always try to validate it by saying, "Well, thats just my opinion." Everyone knows it's your opinion by the virtue of you saying it. You don't need to restate it, you redundant bastard. Some of the best things in life are free Yeah? Well, so are some of the worst. You never see anyone throw a party after they have been given cancer. The grass is always greener on the other side If the grass is always greener on the other side, then the guy with the greener grass doesn't think your grass is greener, dumbass. The message that this is trying to convey is that everything someone doesn't have always looks more attractive when they don't have it. Wait. Think about this: a millionaire doesn't cry themsleves to sleep every night because they don't live in a trailor park, now do they? Just face it: nobody envies you. There has to be a bottom rung of the ladder, and that bottom is probably you. |
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