WEDNESDAY:

Well today I got up at 8:10 and got ready for school. I ate grits and sausage (italian and chicken-apple) and had a cup of tea. I think it might have been english breakfast tea. I took my pills and downed them with an entire bottle of water.

I walked to the shower and got this face washing cloth thing. It has face wash in it and sandpaper on one side of it. I hopped in the shower and shampooed and soaped away, got out and shaved. I was a little dry so I put some lotion on. Now my skin isn't dry :-)

I was all out of deodorant but I had a partially used stick in my room (I dont know why though) so I used that. I gathered my papers for school and got my lunch and went to bio.

I got to school right as the bell rang so I went to attendance and got my pass to class. I gave it to the sub and sat back down and started to read my magazine "The Home Shop Machinist" It was pretty good. The sub was a grouchy old guy. He gave out a detention for not reading quietly enough to one kid. Royce maybe, I don't know for sure. The sub was a total dick. Then SSR ended and I got out my lunch. The movie started and the starting credits were still rolling so I chilled out and ate while talking to the people at the table (Royce and Jackie(see pic) switched like usual) I didn't know we were supposed to take notes on the movie as I had not been there earlier when he had said so. He came over and said "How many detentions do I need to write?" "I said none, we aren't doing anything wrong." He said, "Don't use that tone with me, respect your elders." I glanced around the table with that "what the fuck is his problem" look while they stood aghast at his total dick-edness. This fucker was being an asshole so I wasn't going to let him get away with bossing me around. He said "Why are you eating?" I said, "Because I want to. we are allowed to anyway. If you look at the poster on the wall it says that you can eat" in a smart ass tone. The bastard was getting more and more angry but so was I. My tablemates backed me up about the food. He said "DONT USE THAT TONE WITH ME" in a loud voice--almost yelling. I calmly said backpack "I'm not using any tone" I nearly said jackass at the end but I knew better. He said "Shut up and listen for a minute. You do not talk to me that way and where is your paper. You are supposed to be taking notes." I said, "First of all, I came in late and did not hear you say that. secondly, The movie hasn't even started. The intro is still going on." He got out a pin so he could fill out the detention slip-- I have no idea what for but he was dead set on giving one to me. I said, " Listen, if you want to fill out a detention, go ahead. IF you do, this is going to the principal. And if that were to happen, the results would not be pretty." He turned around and walked away without saying anything. I flipped him off as he walked away--quite obviously. The kids who saw laughed. I made sure to say in a louder than normal voice "fucking asshole" just for good measure. I wasn't even doing ANYTHING wrong. I am honestly going to tell Ms Asari about him tomorrow or friday. Hopefully I can get him into some trouble. If not, I can at least make him nervous.

After that confrontation was over, the movie started and it was about sexual reproduction and development. Funniest movie ever. People were laughing hysterically. The little kid was such an idiot and the plot was so stupid. At one point he had an erection in his sleep but he turned over right as his mom ripped the blanket off of him and Tamar yelled out " Wait, we don't get to see it?" Yeah this movie was hilarious. It would take me far too long to tell you all the hilarity involved with it. Suffice to say, it was the best part of the day.

After that I headed to spanish. We did some easy stuff, just typical spanish work. Nothing worth even more than a few sentences of description.

I went to ASB after that. Fortunately, Mr C was absent. The meeting went fine. Meeting ended and I walked with Maddie over to the gym where we would practice the dance thing. The dance went well but I tired quickly. I did it twice then sat down in teh front and watched. after they did that a few times I went to sit down in the ASB room for the remainder of the period. I sat down on the small couch (the comfortable one) and put the foot rest up. All the couch seats were taken which was unsual. I sat and ate the remainder of my lunch. Diana came and I sat down in the small space between kelly and I and I asked her to grab the math homework as I saw her tonight. Tony was being a spaz and was trying to start a rumor that Amanda showers in vinegar just because he is weird. It was funny though .

I went to attendance and the attendance lady said that she'd cleared me for the rest of the periods but that I'd been marked absent for Bio. Fucking asshole substitute.

MY grandma picked me up and I went home and brought in my stuff. I went to sleep and did something else. I got up and did some homework and then went to spring show.

Spring show was dress rehersal. It went well. I sat with Mary and Mark. I left immediately after my deal was over--I didn't want to stay. Mary gave me a ride home.

Me (9:36:17 PM): How are you?

Her (9:36:23 PM): Mmm just a tad tired

Me (9:36:27 PM): How is choir?

Her (9:36:45 PM): Uh, our show's not going to be as great as the last one, but we only did it in a few weeks

Me (9:36:51 PM): Cool

Her (9:36:54 PM): But yeah, it's okay because he promised not to yell at us today.

Me (9:36:59 PM): haha

Me (9:37:00 PM): That's good

Me (9:37:08 PM): so he's not as PMS-y as he was?

Her (9:37:22 PM): Well, perhaps he is, but now he has control over it.

Me (9:37:28 PM): Ah

Her (9:37:42 PM): And mostly he's just going to say to himself "Oh, she sucks, so um...C"

Her (9:38:17 PM): But yeah, how are you?

Me (9:38:21 PM): I'm alright

Me (9:38:24 PM): A little tired

Her (9:38:26 PM): Or, how have you been for the past few days

Me (9:38:28 PM): Did spring show tonight

Her (9:38:34 PM): For what?

Me (9:38:35 PM): Well past few days have been busy

Me (9:38:38 PM): For ASB

Me (9:38:44 PM): I had to dance in it

Me (9:38:46 PM): :-/

Her (9:38:47 PM): Ah

Her (9:38:49 PM): I cannot imagine

Me (9:38:50 PM): You know

Me (9:39:08 PM): You can see me getting my freak on, can't you?

Her (9:39:25 PM): Oh, I thought you meant like--hip hop dancing.

Her (9:39:32 PM): Because that's all I've been seeing for the past few days

Me (9:39:50 PM): Yeah, that's what it is

Me (9:39:57 PM): It is miserable

Her (9:40:01 PM): How fast

Me (9:40:04 PM): Pretty fast

Me (9:40:09 PM): I can't do part of it--too fast

Her (9:40:11 PM): Hah some of the guys are pretty miserable in the dance classes

Me (9:40:15 PM): Raises my heart beat too much

Her (9:40:22 PM): So what do you do instead?

Me (9:40:32 PM): I walk off

Me (9:40:32 PM): lol

Her (9:40:35 PM): Hahah

Me (9:40:56 PM): yeah

Me (9:40:57 PM): I do

Me (9:41:03 PM): Well, more like strut off

Her (9:41:08 PM): Yes, I'm sure you do

Me (9:41:21 PM): I'm wearing jeans *eek* and a white t-shirt with the sleeves cut off

Me (9:41:28 PM): I look like a person in west side story

Me (9:41:35 PM): I just need slicked back hair and a comb in my pocket

Her (9:41:39 PM): It's too foreign of an image! It's not realistic!

Her (9:41:50 PM): I'm trying to see it in my head and it doesn't work

Me (9:42:08 PM): hah

Me (9:42:22 PM): Well, don't bother. Just jeans and a white shirt

Her (9:42:34 PM): Yeah but you have to add in the dancing part to that

Me (9:42:43 PM): YeahMe (9:42:46 PM): Then it looks hilarious

Her (9:42:59 PM): Add in the fact that I cannot hold the image of your entire body and head together for more than a few seconds and then imagine movement I've never seen before...

Me (9:43:15 PM): heh

Me (9:43:17 PM): Yes

Me (9:43:26 PM): Moving and gyrating and yeah

Her (9:43:38 PM): Yeah but you wouldn't be too good at imagining me in choir dances either

Me (9:43:42 PM): hah

Me (9:43:44 PM): I don't bother to

Her (9:44:05 PM): I still don't understand why the freakin' choreographer had to make me clearly visible in the numbers

Me (9:44:18 PM): He or she thought you were cute

Her (9:44:21 PM): Let's stick this girl in the front! Yay!

Her (9:44:23 PM): Bhahaha

Her (9:44:30 PM): That's just wrong

Me (9:44:33 PM): Was it Schiada?

Her (9:44:38 PM): No!

Me (9:44:40 PM): He is like "Oh yeah, Vy. Shake that thing!"

Her (9:44:45 PM): Riiight

Her (9:44:52 PM): He never goes to anything choir-related!

Me (9:44:54 PM): Shake what your momma gave you! Oh yeah, not much

Me (9:44:56 PM): I was joking

Me (9:45:07 PM): brb

Me (9:45:09 PM): just a second

Her (9:45:10 PM): Yes okay

Me (9:47:14 PM): fuck laptop batteries are dead

Her (9:47:20 PM): Ah

Her (9:47:27 PM): Is the laptop better?

Me (9:47:28 PM): On the destop I shall stay!

Me (9:47:30 PM): Yeah

Me (9:47:31 PM): Just easier

Her (9:47:37 PM): Yes

Me (9:47:40 PM): Not better, just easier

Her (9:47:53 PM): Well anyway

Me (9:47:56 PM): Ah *turns folding on*

Me (9:47:57 PM): Yes

Her (9:48:01 PM): I'm supposed to update you, aren't I?

Me (9:48:05 PM): Yes

Her (9:48:07 PM): Let's see

Me (9:48:09 PM): You are

Me (9:48:10 PM): Whoa

Me (9:48:11 PM): wait

Me (9:48:23 PM): Diane Pinfinael or whatever goes to Loara

Her (9:48:28 PM): Ayushee I think gets it now that you are actually you and I'm actually me

Me (9:48:29 PM): She is in math with me

Me (9:48:30 PM): haha

Her (9:48:35 PM): Seriously?

Me (9:48:37 PM): Yeah

Her (9:48:41 PM): wtf did she get expelled...

Me (9:48:44 PM): Nope

Me (9:48:50 PM): just suspension for 1 year or something

Her (9:48:54 PM): She did a few bad things

Me (9:48:56 PM): for a threat on Mrs. Erickson's life

Her (9:48:57 PM): Yeah okayHer (9:49:02 PM): Yeah I know

Me (9:49:05 PM): The kiddy porn thing wasn't the rea son

Her (9:49:06 PM): She was emotionally hurt

Her (9:49:11 PM): And then cried in three of her classes

Me (9:49:12 PM): Erickson or Diane?

Her (9:49:17 PM): Erickson

Me (9:49:21 PM): *rofl*

Her (9:49:23 PM): Hahah Diane Erickson, so both

Me (9:49:27 PM): Did you say "I hope you die!"

Me (9:49:32 PM): Strange

Her (9:49:37 PM): If I had I think she would've actually died

Me (9:49:48 PM): Yeah, well that'd be good. Right?

Her (9:50:00 PM): Or at least my conscience would run away in all fear

Me (9:50:06 PM): Update me

Her (9:50:08 PM): It was really quite sad

Her (9:50:10 PM): But anyway

Her (9:50:20 PM): Yeah Matt is an ass

Me (9:50:22 PM): I know

Me (9:50:28 PM): *block*< what you should do

Her (9:50:39 PM): I tricked him well although he pretended that he knew it was a trick

Her (9:50:43 PM): I already blocked him

Me (9:50:47 PM): Good

Her (9:50:53 PM): It was funny

Her (9:51:00 PM): He said, "But I understood it!"

Me (9:51:10 PM): heh loser

Me (9:51:24 PM): He undoubtedly did not understand it

Her (9:51:31 PM): Obviously

Her (9:51:48 PM): So yeh I don't think much else happened

Her (9:52:21 PM): This week I ran home from Anaheim HS, then the 5k, and went to Santa Ana courthouse

Me (9:52:28 PM): Cool

Her (9:52:47 PM): We went on a field trip. Everyone thought it was boring, but it was quite interesting

Me (9:52:58 PM): What did you do there?

Her (9:52:59 PM): I never really had the federal courts ever explained to me

Her (9:53:21 PM): Various people talked, and I sat in the luxurious chair in the jury box while the majority of people sat in the spectator wooden benches or on the floor ;P

Me (9:53:54 PM): Fun

Her (9:54:17 PM): Kinda restless at times, but I liked it

Me (9:54:30 PM): Yeah, I met a judge once and we got to go to his chambers and such

Me (9:54:36 PM): It was rather neat

Her (9:55:14 PM): Yeah Judge Carter, one of the federal judges, talked to us, and the head of prosecution in So. Cal, and then some other less important people

Me (9:55:22 PM): Cool

Her (9:55:43 PM): They're actually fun people, judges

Me (9:56:05 PM): Well, some are

Her (9:56:23 PM): Or at least, ours was. He always has to work long hours so he's always in a good mood. Elsewise he'd never get anything do

Her (9:56:26 PM): *done

Me (9:56:32 PM): Yes

Me (9:56:39 PM): Sounds fun

Her (9:56:44 PM): Yes so

Me (9:56:49 PM): Hmm, you're lucky you haven't been online in the past few days

Her (9:56:54 PM): Why?

Me (9:56:56 PM): I've been typing "novels" of day summaries

Me (9:56:57 PM): lolHer (9:57:01 PM): Haha

Me (9:57:04 PM): One took 1:40 to type

Her (9:57:08 PM): Holy crap

Me (9:57:10 PM): an hour and forty minutes to type it!

Me (9:57:14 PM): Was like 6 pages

Her (9:57:15 PM): What happened?!

Me (9:57:27 PM): Nothing really, just described my day to the utmost detail

Her (9:57:30 PM): *shit wrong thing to say

Her (9:57:31 PM): Ah

Her (9:57:33 PM): That's what I thought

Me (9:57:35 PM): Yeah

Me (9:57:48 PM): Past few days have been alright

Me (9:57:56 PM): Monday: No fuckin clue what happened

Me (9:57:58 PM): School

Me (9:57:59 PM): Oh yeah

Her (9:58:01 PM): An hour and forty minutes...you sure can bore the hell out of people well

Me (9:58:08 PM): yeah

Me (9:58:12 PM): vanessa was a bit restless

Me (9:58:21 PM): It took me several minutes just to copy and paste it lol

Her (9:58:25 PM): Haha

Me (9:58:27 PM): I typed it up in wordpad

Her (9:58:32 PM): And why?

Me (9:58:32 PM): I wish I'd saved it

Me (9:58:37 PM): No loggin on this computer though :(

Her (9:58:40 PM): Ah

Me (9:58:44 PM): Yeah

Me (9:58:50 PM): Monday: learned ASB dance

Me (9:58:53 PM): Mr C was in a pissy mood

Me (9:59:10 PM): His wife had emergency surgery and he hadn't slept in two days

Her (9:59:12 PM): Wow, learn and then do the dance in like three days?

Me (9:59:16 PM): Yeah

Her (9:59:25 PM): That sure explains it. Who wouldn't be pissy?

Me (9:59:29 PM): She had to have some surgery done on her gallbladder

Me (9:59:34 PM): I don't know, but he was still pissy

Me (9:59:45 PM): It was just worth noting

Her (9:59:51 PM): Oh yeah we started dissecting fetal pigs

Her (9:59:53 PM): Juicy

Me (9:59:54 PM): Fun

Me (9:59:56 PM): Yu

Me (9:59:57 PM): m

Her (10:00:09 PM): I was expecting "ck" but you never cease to surprise me

Me (10:00:14 PM): We're on penises and vaginas

Me (10:00:22 PM): yep, reproduction

Her (10:00:22 PM): lol

Her (10:00:31 PM): That sentence made me snicker

Me (10:00:35 PM): The kid seem entusiastic

Me (10:00:38 PM): When she asks

Her (10:00:40 PM): Which kid?

Me (10:00:41 PM): VAGINA!

Her (10:00:45 PM): Ah

Her (10:00:50 PM): Those silly kids

Me (10:00:51 PM): TESTICAL!

Me (10:00:52 PM): Yeah

Me (10:00:54 PM): you knowHer (10:01:03 PM): Yes

Me (10:01:13 PM): They figure they will never be "allowed" to say that in school, so they are siezing the moment

Me (10:01:22 PM): Yes

Me (10:01:31 PM): Tue: did more dance stuff

Her (10:01:34 PM): Yes

Me (10:01:40 PM): Read an essay in english

Me (10:01:51 PM): JROTC did some diet things

Her (10:01:59 PM): Uh huh

Me (10:02:11 PM): Math, went over polygon things

Me (10:02:22 PM): History, got this packet of stuff

Her (10:02:29 PM): Stuff, how exciting.

Me (10:02:30 PM): She showed us a slideshoe

Me (10:02:31 PM): Bleh

Me (10:02:35 PM): show

Me (10:02:41 PM): Unless they were slip on shoes

Her (10:02:45 PM): A slideshoe. That would be an interesting conept

Her (10:02:47 PM): *concept

Her (10:02:55 PM): Conept would be an interesting word!

Me (10:02:57 PM): She said Windows 95 was older than her grandma

Her (10:03:03 PM): lol

Me (10:03:09 PM): Which means that her grandma is only 9 years ol

Me (10:03:10 PM): old

Her (10:03:19 PM): Yes, I can figure that out.

Me (10:03:22 PM): So I suggested that her grandpa got remarried to a younger woman

Me (10:03:27 PM): Roughly 1/8 his age

Me (10:03:37 PM): I didn't know his age

Me (10:03:40 PM): So I guessed

Her (10:03:44 PM): Hah and her grandmother happened to go through puberty really quickly and soon

Me (10:03:50 PM): eah

Me (10:03:51 PM): Yeah

Me (10:03:58 PM): You know, that aging disease

Her (10:04:04 PM): Yes

Me (10:04:10 PM): Then

Me (10:04:12 PM): Wed

Me (10:04:13 PM): :

Me (10:04:23 PM): Bio: substitute was a fucking jackass

Me (10:04:34 PM): Was going to give me a detention for eating in class

Me (10:04:37 PM): Old bastard

Her (10:04:39 PM): wth

Me (10:04:45 PM): He didn't

Her (10:04:47 PM): Eating is one of the most essential things in the world

Me (10:04:49 PM): Yes

Her (10:04:52 PM): You can't just not eat!

Me (10:04:55 PM): And it is allowed in this class

Me (10:05:06 PM): and any class I can eat in from the 504 plan!

Me (10:05:13 PM): Dumbfuck

Me (10:05:20 PM): So we watched a FUNNY movie

Me (10:05:22 PM): about puberty

Me (10:05:30 PM): Funniest educational film ever

Her (10:05:34 PM): Oh description description time!

Me (10:05:37 PM): Argh

Me (10:05:38 PM): Okay

Her (10:05:40 PM): And make it good!Me (10:05:43 PM): Alright

Me (10:05:58 PM): These brits are either in highschool or 8th graders

Her (10:06:07 PM): Brits. That makes it all the better.

Me (10:06:20 PM): This boy, Darren, is "growing up" and they describe how

Me (10:06:23 PM): So he goes about his day

Her (10:06:33 PM): Yes

Me (10:06:36 PM): At lunch, he visits the auditions for Romeo and Juliet

Me (10:06:49 PM): David (a year older) is auditioning for Romeo

Her (10:06:52 PM): Oh dear

Me (10:07:08 PM): He sings some lines and proceeds to make a total jackass of himself (yet the teacher loves him)

Her (10:07:19 PM): Hahah

Me (10:07:21 PM): Then Natalie auditions for Juliet

Me (10:07:26 PM): Darren is stricken with love

Her (10:07:35 PM): *snigger

Me (10:07:48 PM): He fumbles for words and his little faggot sidekick with curly hair and glasses doesn't know what to do.

Her (10:08:01 PM): lol

Me (10:08:07 PM): Hormones make him do this

Her (10:08:09 PM): I'm lucky to have a funny imagination

Me (10:08:09 PM): blah blah

Her (10:08:12 PM): Yrsh

Her (10:08:14 PM): *yeah

Me (10:08:29 PM): I'll tell the plot, not the "science" part of it

Her (10:08:33 PM): Yes

Me (10:08:35 PM): Okay

Me (10:09:16 PM): So Mr. Darren goes home to ponder about the girl next door (Natalie). Natalie lusts for David and constantly sends text messages (must be a 3500 dollar bill at the end of the month) to her black friend Simone

Me (10:09:54 PM): Simone, an averaged sized girl, is that typical female sidekick--nonthreatening, occasionally flirtatious, and always there to listen.

Her (10:09:57 PM): Hahaha, those silly educational movie makers try to make the things interesting and appealing to young minds

Me (10:10:03 PM): They sure do

Me (10:10:33 PM): Natalie, experiencing uncontrollable moodswings, tells her parents she wants to get a tatoo

Me (10:10:43 PM): **tatt

Her (10:10:46 PM): Yes

Her (10:10:57 PM): And this is caused by hormones!

Me (10:11:04 PM): So, Darren, being the little pervert he is, observes through the window.

Me (10:11:24 PM): He spies on her and lusts for her sweet body (in his mind).

Her (10:11:36 PM): And do they show anything of his imagination?!

Me (10:13:06 PM): Natalie's parents are furious with her and make her eat ouside like every (no lol, he does have dreams though! just wait) normal family does when they are mad at one person. So she sees Darren out there and asks what he is doing. He doesn't want to say "Fantasizing about you so I can beat off to you later," but instead says "Uh... A little gardening."

Her (10:13:37 PM): hahahhah

Her (10:13:41 PM): DREAMS

Me (10:13:51 PM): So, Darren chats for a few seconds but finds himself utterly stunned by her unrepressed beauty and cannot speak coherently

Me (10:14:02 PM): He forms sentences such as "I in"

Me (10:14:06 PM): Right.

Me (10:14:10 PM): Just like all guys do

Me (10:14:12 PM): Also by hormonesHer (10:14:16 PM): Yes

Her (10:14:26 PM): Or some guys just shut up and never begin to talk at all

Me (10:14:28 PM): He goes inside and goes to sleep.

Her (10:14:41 PM): /waits in anticipation

Me (10:14:58 PM): Then, in a the typical dream sequence, we enter his mind through a blurry lens and a slow fade from darkness

Me (10:15:22 PM): Natalie is in a reclined position in a bizzarely decorated room

Her (10:15:34 PM): I want to watch this movie now

Her (10:15:52 PM): Tell your teacher to recommend it to Mr. Nguyen!

Me (10:16:17 PM): She asks Darren in a sexy voice, obviously trying to entice him, "Where should the tattoo go?" She takes his hand and places it on the lower right section of her stomach and asks, "Here?"

Me (10:16:26 PM): His eyes roll backwards in ecstacy

Her (10:16:38 PM): lo fucking l

Me (10:17:17 PM): She gingerly moves his hand to her bosom. His pants suddenly grow tighter, if you know what I mean. His fingers carress her soft skin. She asks, "Or rather here?"

Her (10:17:47 PM): Hah you could write erotic books

Her (10:18:15 PM): I'm trying not to crack up on this side of the conversation because people will stare

Me (10:19:41 PM): Without hesitation, he unholsters his tattoo gun and begins to rhythmically move his hand (above his waist , thank you very much.) and begins to draw a griffon. The camera pans out from the small bird to his smiling face. One hand holds her tightly while the other proceeds to inject his love into her via ink.

Her (10:20:00 PM): lol

Her (10:20:04 PM): You're having fun with this aren't you

Me (10:20:08 PM): lol yeah

Her (10:20:14 PM): inject his love into her via ink

Me (10:20:16 PM): Trying to make it as good as possible

Her (10:20:29 PM): Thank you for the laughter

Me (10:20:32 PM): Yeah, a euphimism. ya think?

Me (10:20:38 PM): You're very welcome

Me (10:20:43 PM): this is goin in "da archives"

Her (10:20:48 PM): It must!

Her (10:20:49 PM): But yes go on

Me (10:20:51 PM): OKay

Me (10:20:56 PM): With a flash of light

Me (10:21:52 PM): Darren's mother enters, pulling the sheet from his loose and relaxed body. The lump in his pajama bottoms shrinks as his intense passion is interrupted with the glare of the morning sun

Her (10:22:05 PM): lol

Me (10:22:33 PM): "Time to get up," Darren's mother growls as he turns to hide his obviously erect bratwurst

Me (10:22:34 PM): lol

Me (10:22:36 PM): bratwurst

Her (10:22:40 PM): bratwurst

Her (10:22:41 PM): lol

Her (10:22:49 PM): I haven't laughed so hard in a whiel

Her (10:22:51 PM): *while

Me (10:22:51 PM): hah

Me (10:22:52 PM): good

Her (10:23:06 PM): His mom growls?

Me (10:23:10 PM): Yeah

Me (10:23:12 PM): almost in anger

Me (10:23:18 PM): I suspect she'd tried to awaken him earlier

Me (10:23:24 PM): But he was too invovled in his dreamMe (10:23:26 PM): Okay

Her (10:23:28 PM): Hahah

Her (10:24:16 PM): Yes, there must be more, more!

Me (10:24:17 PM): This newfound desire to stuff Natalie like a Turkey shows. He becomes agressive and enraptured in her.

Her (10:24:43 PM): How so? (in an absolute corny and inquisitive voice)

Me (10:25:01 PM): At school, he marches to the drama teacher with a demand. "I will be Romeo," Darren demands.

Me (10:25:09 PM): **says

Her (10:25:24 PM): Hurrah for the hero!

Me (10:25:48 PM): Though questionable and unreliable, Darren replaces David as Romeo.

Me (10:26:25 PM): His voice, growing deep and baritone, is a far better compliment to the sweet, heavenly voice of Natalie.

Her (10:26:31 PM): lol

Her (10:26:40 PM): No, it's more like lol

Me (10:26:45 PM): :-D

Me (10:26:49 PM): I'm laughing just w riting this

Me (10:26:53 PM): I can't imagine you

Her (10:27:00 PM): And then I imagine them talking in British!

Me (10:27:04 PM): Yes!

Her (10:27:06 PM): I mean, in a British accent

Me (10:27:12 PM): It is absurd to start with

Me (10:27:18 PM): then with the british accent it goes wild

Her (10:27:20 PM): And then they sound absurd!

Me (10:27:21 PM): Okay okay

Her (10:27:30 PM): You're going to make my abs sore tomorrow morning

Her (10:27:31 PM): But go on

Me (10:27:33 PM): Heh

Me (10:28:04 PM): The bell ring. The shrill sound echoes in the ears of the students as Darren struts in, fasionably late.

Me (10:28:22 PM): He gives Natalie a smirk, almost claiming her as his conquest

Her (10:28:49 PM): I would keep telling you "lol" if it weren't repetitive, because I am laughing

Me (10:29:14 PM): The timid teacher interrupts Darren's moment. "Oh class! I have an announcement. David, you will be Tybalt; a fiery, passionate Tybalt."

Me (10:29:18 PM): "But ma'am!"

Me (10:29:59 PM): "Shush, Darren, our new student, will be Romeo. His deeper voice is far better in the role of Romeo. You are a Soprano, much more appropriate for Tybalt."

Her (10:30:10 PM): Hahahah

Her (10:30:23 PM): wtf guys can't be sopranos

Her (10:30:36 PM): Error! Error!

Me (10:30:36 PM): Whatever, it was high. I thought he said soprano

Me (10:30:40 PM): What is it?

Her (10:30:45 PM): Tenor

Me (10:30:47 PM): yeah

Me (10:30:50 PM): that's it

Her (10:30:55 PM): Yes but on with the story!

Me (10:30:57 PM): Okay

Me (10:31:57 PM): Aghast with the news of her love, David, being torn from their tight embrace as Romeo and Juliet, Natalie runs crying from the room

Her (10:32:36 PM): /tries to think of more similes for laughter

Me (10:32:37 PM): She sobs tears of sorrow as she now will have to passionately caress Darren as David can only watch.

Her (10:32:50 PM): Hahah I read that as patiently

Me (10:32:55 PM): lolHer (10:33:07 PM): Good both ways!

Me (10:33:18 PM): A text message flies through the air to Simone

Me (10:33:25 PM): They are to meet at the mall afterschool

Her (10:33:35 PM): Like, omg. Totally.

Me (10:34:40 PM): Given drama is the last period of the day, as the bell rings, Natalie refrains from being a hermit and leaves her sorrow behind. She emerges from the restroom into the bright sunlight only to see David standing nearby, waiting to comfort her with his strong, muscular arms.

Her (10:35:02 PM): lol now this sounds like a bad soap opera

Me (10:35:03 PM): Natalie flutters her eyes.

Me (10:35:12 PM): A smile comes to her lips

Me (10:35:38 PM): In anticipation, she wets her lips with her tongue, slowly moistening them.

Her (10:35:41 PM): Someday you're going to have a wonderful time making money off of writing this corny erotic novels in which you amuse yourself with

Her (10:35:49 PM): *these

Me (10:36:05 PM): Unfortunately for her, no kiss emerges from their tight hug.

Me (10:36:23 PM): He asks her out with vigor, proud that he will finally out do Darren

Her (10:36:48 PM): The wording is perfect on that sentence because you use the verb "do"

Her (10:37:24 PM): It can make for many mistakes in the readers's eyes and then make for interesting imaginative scenes

Me (10:37:25 PM): Fast forward to the mall. Simone meets them with her typical cheery face and vivacious curves.

Me (10:37:41 PM): "proud that he will finally do Darren"

Her (10:37:41 PM): Heheheh

Me (10:37:43 PM): lol

Her (10:37:47 PM): Yep

Me (10:37:50 PM): Yeah

Me (10:37:51 PM): okay

Her (10:37:59 PM): Yes onward with the soap opera

Me (10:38:31 PM): With pep, Simone asks if David and Natalie if they would like to walk around.

Me (10:39:45 PM): They proceed with a slow gait, inspecting the clothes in the windows. Simone, being the fashionista she is, spots something she desperately wants to buy. Alone, she enters the store.

Her (10:39:59 PM): Fashionista

Her (10:40:06 PM): Pure genius, I tell ya, pure fuckin' genius

Me (10:40:11 PM): David, inds the moment a perfect time to make his move.

Me (10:40:14 PM): *finds

Her (10:40:58 PM): (in a soap opera watcher type of manner) omg omg omg *fans face* like omg omg omg

Me (10:42:13 PM): He glides his hand from her shoulder slowly to Natalie's waist. Her warm body entices David even more. He holds her closly, sliding his hand past the small of her back. Her back divides into two creamy white halves. With anticipation, his fingers curl around her, squeezing her firm ass.

Me (10:42:22 PM): lol

Me (10:42:35 PM): I actually had to close my eyes and visualize this before I hit enter

Me (10:42:36 PM): lol

Her (10:42:42 PM): LOL

Her (10:42:57 PM): That is funny on many different levels

Me (10:44:25 PM): Simone, obviously displeased decides to be a prude. She shakes off David's tight grip on Natalie, leaving him flustered. The camera pans out to Darren, arms crossed, standing in wait.

Me (10:44:42 PM): Fury rages in his eyes from the spectacle which he witnessed

Her (10:44:55 PM): lol

Me (10:44:57 PM): Fingers curl into fists, nails digging into his palm

Me (10:45:09 PM): Sweat beads on his brow and his rage grows by the second

Her (10:45:10 PM): Here comes the part in my imagination where anime kicks in, though I never watch it

Her (10:45:24 PM): Only those DragonBallZ episodes have stayed with me forever!Me (10:45:50 PM): His fury is unleashed as he pummels David with his fists.

Her (10:45:59 PM): Oh no!

Me (10:46:39 PM): David, determined to win, grapples with Darren. David's defined muscles ripple as he pushes against the unstopable force, Darren.

Her (10:47:08 PM): How can this be?!

Me (10:47:28 PM): Darren, passionately fights for his love. He cups his fingers around David's throat, giving him a slight squeeze

Me (10:47:43 PM): David goes limp, giving up his role as Alpha male

Her (10:47:55 PM): lol the first sentence of the previous previous was quite funny

Her (10:48:23 PM): But yes

Me (10:49:08 PM): With haste and confusion Natalie blindly runs from the scene. Tears wick into her eyes as she ponders her future. Darren was victorious and manly yet David has a bony and defined structure.

Me (10:49:20 PM): Looks vs actions

Her (10:49:32 PM): Oh no! What a dilemma!

Me (10:49:41 PM): Her internal feelings well up, making her intensely depressed.

Me (10:49:50 PM): Somehow, she makes it home.

Me (10:49:56 PM): She lies on her bed sobbing

Her (10:50:01 PM): Aw man now we have to go to Natalie's side of the story ;P

Me (10:50:22 PM): With a heating pad and a blanket, she is experiencing her first period. (This late? wtf?)

Her (10:50:32 PM): Hahahah

Her (10:50:35 PM): Doesn't make any sense

Her (10:50:41 PM): How can she be so enrapturing?

Me (10:51:26 PM): She curls into a fetal position, sobbing with (She's like Helen. A face that can launch a thousand ships) pain and confusion as she despairs over her dilemma

Me (10:51:51 PM): Slowly, fatigue overcomes her. Relaxing, she awakens in a chair.

Her (10:52:25 PM): No, but see, when you actually "become a woman" you become more attractive when you're fertile...she must be outrageous at those times, then

Me (10:53:44 PM): A hand reaches to her breast, tattoo gun in hand. A tribal "D A" is carved into her soft flesh. Above her stands Darren and David. With anxiety, Darren reaches foreward and firmly plants his palm upon her luscious breast and finishes spelling his name

Her (10:54:10 PM): Hahahaha

Her (10:54:16 PM): lol these educators

Me (10:54:18 PM): Natalie awakens from her slumber with (more) confusion

Me (10:54:32 PM): her dream was passionate yet she still loves David

Her (10:54:40 PM): It makes no sense!!

Me (10:56:37 PM): Her internal struggle seams to pres down upon her spirit with the weight of a thousand bricks. Depressed and unsure, she dresses and heads to school. Our hero, meanwhile, prepares for school too. Dressed in a tight, black, and partially tanktop with skin tight leather pants, he dances to a trance beat, rotating his hips while he gestures with his hands.

Her (10:57:01 PM): lol

Her (10:57:02 PM): British

Me (10:57:04 PM): Yeah

Her (10:57:05 PM): lol

Me (10:57:08 PM): Kooky brits

Me (10:58:09 PM): After changing into proper school attire, he floatily steps forward. He proceeds to lightly walk to school, proud of his momentus acheivement

Me (10:59:42 PM): The day passes as a blur. Natalie dreads drama--she will have to decide between her two loves. Darren awaits patiently in Drama to see if his fantastical lover will appear. She materialzes from the doorway, almost mystically and heavily sits down.

Her (11:00:08 PM): Heavily but heavenly!

Me (11:00:08 PM): "Rappin Romeo and Juliet" is tonight.

Her (11:00:23 PM): wtF, a rap?! British? WHAT!Me (11:00:46 PM): Darren lip syncs his lines to an inaudible song as the other students banter among themselves

Me (11:00:48 PM): yea, a rap

Me (11:00:51 PM): It was SCARY

Her (11:01:00 PM): I'll bet it was!!

Me (11:01:08 PM): Yeah

Her (11:01:13 PM): I violate the rule of one punctuation per sentence, but that was necessary.

Me (11:01:26 PM): White guys w/ a cockney accent rapping

Me (11:01:30 PM): That is perfectly fine

Me (11:01:54 PM): The rehersal slowly moves forward with Simone rapping the introduction and backstory

Her (11:02:10 PM): Finish finish my parents perhaps will discover me sitting here soon

Me (11:02:16 PM): Finally, the scene in which Romeo leaves for Mantua arrives. He prepares to leave the balcony

Me (11:02:25 PM): Juliet leans forward and pecks him on the cheek

Her (11:02:32 PM): Silly Natalie!

Me (11:02:55 PM): Blushing yet in awe, he bows out.

Me (11:03:16 PM): The play slowly moves on and eventually fades into the final production

Me (11:03:30 PM): The dark room is silent as Romeo and Juilet rap to and fro

Her (11:03:41 PM): Yes

Me (11:04:09 PM): Darren, nervous about the kiss, accidently sutters. His voice cracks. His world falls apart

Her (11:04:24 PM): OH NO!

Me (11:04:25 PM): The serene scene tumbles into oblivion for him

Me (11:05:22 PM): Natalie leans forward with the utmost passionate embrace and kisses Darren. They lock lips for nearly ten seconds as the amazed crowd cheers.

Me (11:05:37 PM): The camera fades to credits

Me (11:05:41 PM): That's it

Her (11:05:42 PM): wtfh

Her (11:05:43 PM): lol

Her (11:05:50 PM): That was a silly, silly movie!

Me (11:05:52 PM): I know

Me (11:05:57 PM): But fucking hilarious

Her (11:05:57 PM): But nevertheless it had to be amusing

Me (11:05:59 PM): Yes

Her (11:06:03 PM): Yes

Her (11:06:11 PM): Okay I think I better leave now

Me (11:06:26 PM): Okay

Me (11:06:31 PM): nearly took me an hour to type that

Me (11:06:32 PM): lol

Her (11:06:32 PM): I shall tell you next time whether my abs hurt when I wake up

Her (11:06:34 PM): Hahaha

Me (11:06:35 PM): Okay

Me (11:06:36 PM): sure

Her (11:06:40 PM): But it was amusing, not boring!

Her (11:06:49 PM): It was hilarious genius, in fact

Me (11:06:51 PM): Enjoy it and dream of somebody tattooing your nude breast

Me (11:06:52 PM): lol

Her (11:07:02 PM): lol that's okay

Her (11:07:07 PM): I don't need the pain

Me (11:07:08 PM): heh

Me (11:07:11 PM): :-P

Me (11:07:13 PM): Goodnight

Me (11:07:15 PM): Sleep tight

Me (11:07:21 PM): Have fun with HoshiHer (11:07:23 PM): Yes, have a good night

Her (11:07:32 PM): Ew! Why did you say that?!

Me (11:07:38 PM): Don't let him PMS too much

Me (11:07:40 PM): "fun"

Her (11:07:47 PM): That's just wrong. Seriously. Seriously. Wrong.

Me (11:07:50 PM): No sexual connotation

Her (11:07:56 PM): But anyway!

Me (11:08:00 PM): I'm not that wacked out

Her (11:08:07 PM): Oh, but you see, you are.

Well, on Friday I went to 2nd, 3rd, and 4th periods. Bio was good. We did worksheets as a table and yeah. Jackie came over and sat with me and stole my watch without my knowledge (it was sitting on the table) Then she forgot she had it on and I had to find her so I could get it back. We started to watch a video which was alright. The period ended and I headed to español and we played bingo. The class was nearly half gone. One girl was wearing a skirt but didn’t have on any underwear so I kindly told her to cross her legs (so she wouldn’t be all embarrassed) after gawking for a few minutes. She was clean shaven too. Fourth period was spent mostly talking to Mr Sporn and cleaning up the room. After fourth, I went home and slept til about 5. At 5 I got up and did a little bit of homework and fooled around on the computer and setup my iPaq to be a wifi remote control. It was fun. I got ready for the thing (jeans and a sleeveless white t-shirt) and left after dinner and a shower. I got to school at 6:45 and hung out until more people showed up. Diana and I sat in the gym and talked until about 7. We headed over to the ASB room to practice the dance but nobody had the music. So we screwed around til 725 and went back into the gym. Drumline did a thing and then dance team and color guard did. We were behind dance team. Erin (see pic) was back there and said hi and gave me a hug. We finally went out and did our little dance and sat back down. I sat with Mary and talked to her for the remainder of the show. She doesn’t like the feel of rubber so I brought a rubber glove and put it on quietly and put it on her cheek. Haha it scared her. But yeah, we sat and laughed til intermission where we got up and went out to get drinks. I bought Mary a Sprite and Shelly and myself waters. I saw an old friend (junior in college now... wow) who used to come over and watch movies with my sister and I. It was nice to see Gary Ku and Sean Dunnahoe too (knew em both). Last time I saw Gary was when he came over to watch Akira with my sister and I... 3 years ago. He nearly didn’t recognize me. Sean didn’t. Intermission was winding down and this lady was scolding her daughter for walking on the “stage” so just to annoy her I stepped past the barrier and walked on the “stage” while Mary walked on the normal walkway. We sat back down and watched the remainder of the show–both of us had long days. Mary ended up falling asleep in my arms and I nearly fell asleep too. The show ended and she gave me a lift home. It’s too bad that Mary is leaving next year. She’s going to Stanford! It will definitely be exiting but I’ll still miss her. My sister actually went to Japan with her. Yeah. Today was pretty good too. I went to Children’s festival. I helped for a little but then my friend Bryan came. We just messed around. We dropped a water bottle from 8 stories. It was pretty cool how it exploded. I painted a dead “commie muslim” (Inside joke with Reverend Richard from last year) and my flag on plates. I made gallows with a skeleton hanging out of pipe cleaners and hung it up at the AAA Electra booth (Rev. Richard’s booth). Reverend Richard owns the art gallery “AAA Electra” and his posse always hangs out there. He is a cab driver too. He’s also funny and crazy. There are also dancers in their costumes from Anaheim Ballet. Seizing the opportunity, I made a crown that said “PIMP” and had purple feathers on it. I went over to the Anaheim Ballet booth and took a polaroid with the two ballerinas with my hands around each one’s waist and gave a good pimp smile. Unfortunately, the picture didn’t come out. Oh well, I’ll remember it anyway. I walked back over and showed Rev. Richard and his posse. He said “you are the antichrist of Children’s festival, but that’s why we love ya.” That was funny. I went back and hung out at the Kiwanis booth and helped kids. I made a friggen awesome spider out of pipe cleaners too. I then went over to the sticky art booth and made my flag out of vinyl. I had a good day. Came home at 4 and had In N Out. Bryan went home and here I am. Well, I’ve typed too much. You owe me a thong Shilpa!