The Real Ultimate FARINA Webpage
Real Ultimate Power
Hi, this site is all about DJ Mark
Farina, THE REAL ULTIMATE DJ MARK
FARINA. This site is awesome. My name is
Dustin and I can't stop thinking about Farina. Mark Farina is cool; and by cool, I
mean totally sweet.
Facts:
1. Mark Farina is a mammal.
2. Mark Farina throws it down ALL the time.
3. The purpose of Mark Farina is
to play kick ass house.
Weapons and
gear:
CDJ 1000
Mushrooms
Promo CDR
Testimonial:
Mark Farina can beat it anytime he
wants! Mark Farina kicks ass ALL the time and doesn't
even think twice about it. He's so crazy and awesome that he
can drop CDR's of shit thats like light years away ALL the
time. I heard that Mark Farina was bringing the heat at this
one party. And when some kid spilled Kool-Aid on his 3rd CDJ
1000 Mark Farina just beat it on the remaining 2 CDJ's and a normal
turntable until the next morning!. My friend Cassie said that
she saw Mark Farina totally kick the mailman's ass just because he
stepped on his azaleas while he was delivering promo
CDR's.
And that's what I call REAL
Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you don't believe that Mark Farina
has REAL Ultimate Power you better get
a life right now or he could just drop a CDR of some crazy shit
that will never even get released!! It's an easy choice, if
you ask me.
Mark Farina is sooooooooooo sweet
that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes,
but I feel it inside my heart. Mark Farina is totally awesome
and that's a fact. Mark Farina is fast, smooth, cool,
strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait until he comes to
play in my town. I love Mark Farina with all of my body
(including my pee pee).
Q and A:
Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about mark farina?
A: Mark Farina is the ultimate
paradox. On the one hand he doesn't give a crap, but on the other
hand, mark farina is very fair and just.
Q: I heard that mark farina is always arrogant or stubborn. What's his problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total
liar. Just like other mammals, Mark Farina can be stubborn
OR totally awesome.
mark farina in the mix, maybe he forgot his CDR case that night.
