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The Real Ultimate FARINA Webpage

Real Ultimate Power

Hi, this site is all about DJ Mark Farina, THE REAL ULTIMATE DJ MARK FARINA.  This site is awesome.  My name is Dustin and I can't stop thinking about Farina.  Mark Farina is cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.


1.   Mark Farina is a mammal.

2.   Mark Farina throws it down ALL the time.

3.   The purpose of Mark Farina is to play kick ass house.

Weapons and gear:

CDJ 1000                                          Mushrooms

Promo CDR


Mark Farina can beat it anytime he wants!  Mark Farina kicks ass ALL the time and doesn't even think twice about it.  He's so crazy and awesome that he can drop CDR's of shit thats like light years away ALL the time.  I heard that Mark Farina was bringing the heat at this one party.  And when some kid spilled Kool-Aid on his 3rd CDJ 1000 Mark Farina just beat it on the remaining 2 CDJ's and a normal turntable until the next morning!.  My friend Cassie said that she saw Mark Farina totally kick the mailman's ass just because he stepped on his azaleas while he was delivering promo CDR's.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that Mark Farina has REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or he could just drop a CDR of some crazy shit that will never even get released!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.

Mark Farina is sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  Mark Farina is totally awesome and that's a fact.  Mark Farina is fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet.  I can't wait until he comes to play in my town.  I love Mark Farina with all of my body (including my pee pee).

Q and A:

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about mark farina?

A: Mark Farina is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand he doesn't give a crap, but on the other hand, mark farina is very fair and just.

Q: I heard that mark farina is always arrogant or stubborn.  What's his problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other mammals, Mark Farina can be stubborn OR totally awesome.


mark farina in the mix, maybe he forgot his CDR case that night.

Disclaimer: This site was created as joke at the expense of a guy called Dustin who's always complaining that people talk about Mark Farina too much. This site is completely unofficial and has no connection to DJ Mark Farina whatsoever. All images came from google image search. We actually think Mark is one of the best DJ's in the world.