Best rap ever: By MC and Doug Brown:
 

M: relax and start breathin, u really wanna go with this fat ho? u really should hafta, please dont go. maybe ure bitch ashley is with another man......ill spit on his face, make him suck my dick and cum on his hand.
D: All while i stand with a knife waitin to end my strife ill slit her throat shell never be nobodies fuckin wife!
M: fuck that, goto the prom, hit that fat slut.......then as ashleys dancin with that bitch........
D: ill slap the ho tear his fuckin head off and laugh and scream watchin his body twitch!
M: then the world will be ures, do drugs, fuck sluts, slap fags, make fun of gay men.......
D: shoot cops snort coke pay motherfuckers off and never end up in the pen!
M: smoke drugs with Mc, then we'll see, whose got the bigger balls when the world bleeds as we succeed.
D: with all the weed, that we smoke when we tote, im the king of the world and bitches didnt even have to vote!
M:  fuck that, as we fuck bitches, there aint nothin in this world that can hold us back, we stroll down the way get the fuck out when we pull that gat.
D: cock it back put a bullet to your face you bitches knew we were comin to put you in your place
M:  now watchya gonna do that ya stopped breatin? motha fucka i told you there was nothin to believe in!