Members of the Asian Invasion
The Bios: Fred Ettish: This guy is a 5th degree black belt in karate and he fkn sux! I could kick his ass with 1 day of training Tae Bo. He is text book though. Tommy aka WonTon: 260lb. Japanese guy, loves to rollerblade, do jumping jacks, back flips, and is currently trying to break a world record by trying to roll up a steep hill with and apple in his mouth and holding the Japanese flag, style hair and is an advocate of the protein pack. Ian aka One-Ton: 290lb. Filipino guy, loves to skateboard, compete in the triathalon, is spending all his free time trying to find a cure for AID's, currently fighting "Blue Balls" from lack of sex, and is a big brother to numerous abandoned children. Also enjoys Lays Guacamole chips and Gatorade. Matt aka Skip: 205lb. White guy, loves run down hills, test his vertical jump, spit game to ho's, smoke salmon, and crip walk to oldies tunes especially Billy Joel's Greatest Hits. The Purpose of the Asian Invasion: None... Favorite Food: Food! Hobbies: Bully kids under the age of 10 for money.
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