Caine(In response to the idea of having sex on a deserted island)
"I'd rather become a monk. None of that jailhouse dirty boogie shit."
"Thing about 'reality' shows, however, is that...they're dull. I live in reality everyday, 24 hours a day. Why do I want to see a bunch of schmoes being catty and goofy, ripping up each other and degrading themselves on television for a million bucks which will get taxed to death anyway?
Reality tv is not fun, not entertaining and not worth the cost. "