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*The last time that we saw J he was with his friend Aura just about to enter the XVW HQ via the superstar entrance . The pair are making their way through the corridors and Aura suddenly spots one of the female staff* Aura: 'Any chance you could get me a job at this place?...No particular reason, ya know...' J: 'Maybe. I'll have to see. Just a warning though don't try your chances with that one.' *Aura acts as if he has done nothing* Aura: 'I...I have no idea what you mean' J: 'Come straight Aura. I saw you eyeing up that bitch over there. I'm jus' sayin' don't try and mess with Julie. I had a brief relationship with her and...well let's put it this way...I'm glad I still have my testicles intact.' Aura: 'Ooookay...maybe I'll jus' try someone else' *The duo carry on walking and bump in to a fellow employee of XVW* Fellow employee: 'How the hell is this lil shit J?' J: 'Hey! Don't be like that towards my friends. It's heightism or something like that. Anyway I'm smaller than him aren't I BloodMan?' BloodMan: 'Well, yea.. but...Oh fuck it!' *Aura holds out his hand for BloodMan to shake it* Aura: 'Nice to meet you BloodMan. I hope to go against you in the near future' BloodMan: 'And this is...?' J: 'This is...' Aura: 'I'm Aura' BloodMan: 'Aura...That name sounds quite familiar. Hey weren't you in FAW for a while? You had your second match ever in the world of wrestling against the FAW World Champion? And you won the FAW HardKore title also?' Aura: 'Hey man don't embarrass me.' J: 'Well we gotta go now so see you later BM yea?' BloodMan: 'Oi! J!' *J makes a swift spin around to see BloodMan* J: 'That would be moi' BloodMan: 'Don't call me BM. It's BloodMan' J: 'Whatever dude. Later days' *The guys walk on through the corridors and Aura begins to enquire* Aura: 'Isn't that "Later Days" phrase from a kids cartoon show?' J: 'Yeah but my twelve year old cousin had to stay last weekend because my sister was having an tonsillectomy' Aura: 'Well okay...one more question...where are we going?' J: 'Well, I think I will see if you are still decent at Tekken' Aura: 'Which one?' J: 'Tekken 4.' Aura: 'Cool. I kick ass at that. Especially with Violet.' J: 'Well my favourite character to use has got to be Hwoarang or Yoshimitsu.' Aura: 'Nah. I don't think they are that good. But if you learn combos with Paul...' *The debate continues as they stroll down to J's dressing room. The door is adorned with pornography and you can barely see the letter "J" which was engraved to the door'. J opens the door and it is obvious no cleaner comes in here* J: 'Sorry about the mess. It would have been clean but I just couldn't be arsed this morning.' Aura: 'S'k. I don't usually clean up but I did hire a maid to clean up my apartment every week for me. Maybe you should do the same. I mean...I think that sock's moving...Either that or I am seriously pissed' *J switches on the PS2 and then scourges for the remote for his flat-screen TV.* J: 'Aha. Goddit!' Aura: 'Oh you found the remote. Okay. Let's get this Tekken tournament underway. Wait, are you sure you don't wanna invite BloodMan?' J: 'Nope. He'd just moan about the mess' *The Tekken 4 intro screen boots up and J selects team battle* J: 'Put your members up to eight and choose eight people obviously.' Aura: 'Okay...Violet,Miharu,Hwaoarang,Paul,Heihachi,Kazuya,Jin and....Bryan. J: 'I'm good with 'em all so I think I'll just choose all random.' *The television blares 'ROUND ONE' and shows Yoshimitsu on J's side and Violet on Aura's.* J: ' Wicked. Yoshimitsu. You are going down man.' Aura: 'We'll see.' *The scene fades and the final image we see is a K.O screen but we are not sure whom lost the first battle of many* |
