HardFlower: My nephews were at the beach in North Carolina. This young southern chickette asked them, "Y'all Yankees?". One of my nephews responded, "No. We're from Cleveland. We're Indians fans."
Fusion07: let's talk sports
Annioakleaf: i find that any good sports chat can be terminated by sitting on the man's face
A7lnchFireplug: JULIA, SHOULD HAVE GIVIN THEM THE DEATH PENELTY
A7lnchFireplug: SOMETIMES I HIDE
A7lnchFireplug: BUT ALL I REALLY IS TO HOLD YOU TIGHT
Fusion07: I just found my 7InchIgnore button
AFFAIR NET: YOU LOW LIVES SIT AROUND ALL DAY ON AOL, YAP NOTHING AND WAITING FOR SOMETHING TO TOS OR SOMETHING TO SAY TAT WILL UPSET SOMEONE ELSE
AFFAIR NET: I TELL YOU
AFFAIR NET: YOUR PERENTS SHOUDL BE TORTURED
MKinDC2006: that's "low lifes", genius
MosesNoahsBest: Sam is quite the pervert
SamMan1rdu: I am
Iceblueyedbabe37: When my botox and mood elevators wear off I'm gonna look and feel like I resent that remark
Yov1: Ok who is naked here besides me?
BriIiantBrunet1: You can tell I'm classy. When I cyber my pinky fingers are extended.
Pattiln247: POL called and they want their idiots back
Zenfkr: Cari I'm moving to Olympia this summer, wanna be my girlfriend? We would just have lots of degrading sex and I'd be emotionally unavailable but I'd take you to Action/Adventure movies sometimes.
Shop Girl 130: Zen, what an offer!
Zenfkr: I'll let you think about it
Sporting433: This is an attorney room, right? How do I get out of jury duty? lol
Dmb0857: Sporting.. be the defendant
Fusion07: I shaved my legs for this?
DaHenHunter: lemme go bring him back in here so i can humiliate him in public
PetraSteel52: ah....the cyber vendetta
PetraSteel52: its almost as good as The Godfather
MKinDC2006: Petra LOL
CuteBlondePhd: outtie? too mad at me to say hi?
Outlawyer45: Cute, now why would I be mad at you, darlin? Other than for not having sent me a bikini pic yet?
CuteBlondePhd: outtie .. and it aint gonna happen
Outlawyer45: Sigh. It's a cruel heartless cyberworld
CuteBlondePhd: poor outtie ...
CuteBlondePhd: think ... smart looking blue eyed porn star
MKinDC2006: hahaha Cute
Bigleftypitcher: I never lie on aol.. I swear on my 14" penis
MsPallas: Careful WM, I got TOSed for typing s*ut in this room
MsPallas: by some ignorant s*ut
Eric81372: Awe, I prefer a good spanking though
Nyxeggg: Ewww spankers freak me out
Nyxeggg: Foot people too
TextualAddict: How about elbow freaks?
Eric81372: I'm sure lots of things freak you out
Nyxeggg: Eric, put your penis back in your throat and address me when your sack drops
MikeBuxbaum: Sometimes I get so bored I IM myself: "What am I wearing?" "Am I horny?"
MurphyGrl3: Ever notice how people we like seem perfectly normal and those we don't really like are somehow strange?
ETinFW: Its the same with driving, Murphy.... everyone that drives slower than you is a moron, and everyone passing you is a fucking idiot
CuteBlondePhd: Artie... never mind
NJHandsumDevil: Ms Phd just tell me. What's the big deal?
NJHandsumDevil: I can take it. I am a big boy.
Meaclpa99: Speaking of big boy, when do the new Christmas cards come out?
NJHandsumDevil: OMG you are just like Sum
MurphyGrl3: hahaha Mea
NJHandsumDevil: It's only July
SumDumGuyFromTx: Mea...lol
Meaclpa99: C'mon Artie
Meaclpa99: Stick a bow on it this time
NJHandsumDevil: lol
ClassyLawr: Why do women send me greeting cards instead of sucking me?
Paulus41: Let's pretend we're really smart and like anal sex
MurphyGrl3: ok
SumDumGuyFromTx: lol
Jimmyslaws: There is talk of the Nice being the next Pope
MurphyGrl3: Is he Catholic?
Jimmyslaws: I didnt' say it would be easy, Murph
Gatorbates: I took a small aol break once and woke up in Panama City
Feng Shui Ennui: Are there any hot women here who will have sex with me just to piss off Doc?
Eight: What's wrong with sub men?
SumDumUnoWhat: Nothing...get me a beer, bitch
SumDumUnoWhat: You fuckers better watch out if I ever get the bolt
Funguy230: Hi -- New York attorney here looking for a really smart sassy f attorney -- for a drink
PLUTONIUM BLOND: For a drink = Anal in the alley
Alegalblonde4men: Someone say penal?
BlondeSense: Wd..ever hear of free speech?
Wd238: I have heard of it.
BlondeSense: Then shut the fuck up
Alegalblonde4men: ~~~~~~loves married men
JacquestheMonkey: Alega, you are one fucked up little whore. And I mean that in the nicest possible of ways.
NOTaMstrss: Reese......are you approaching 50..............or..............80?
ReeseMan 1: I've approached 50 and decided to say I'm 40
BlondeSense: If I date a Republican..I withhold oral.. they need to be punished
MnhattnLawyer: A black is the best golfer, a white the best rapper, the French accuse us of arrogance while the Germans oppose war - everything is upside down
ClassyLawr: I'm a sewer :)
KennyBoyHouston: Excuse me for a moment as I have email from 7 young college girls
Red hot lipsssss: ok who can outwit me
SumDumUnoWhat: My guess is the entire field at the Special Olympics
NYJenny29: brb phone sex
OnlineHost: Be an online entrepreneur. Earn $25 for each friend you get to join AOL.
Riiser1: Online host is such a whore.
Flanoconor: i'm cuter 'n u, ya freak!
Maggie9955: lol lol
Personus:Hey, did I tell ya all that I went swimming with sharks.... for real
AttyDallas:There was a state bar swim?
Feng Shui Ennui:In fact, I would never stoop so low as to talk to any of you were it not for a pathological need to defend my reputation to people I despise
Poutting: OK...Who said I have a 50 dollar personality?
XBillyBudx: Good evening,jerks
CherryLipSmax: How's it going, asshole?
XBillyBudx: Going well bitch. And yourself?
CherryLipSmax: Just fucking terrible. Thank you.
Somethingsnappie: XBillyBudx has definetly left the room
SmileWHNISaIL: Attention of any attorney: What does Pretrial Rehabilatation mean?
Pammie5155:Smile, that means the attorney was in a 12 step program prior to trial
CarrolineMarie: Stop making your parents look stupid
Gidgetgoesny: I knew I'd had too much Martha when I found myself putting a twist of lemon in the dog's water bowl
Simplycruzing: I have watched HGTV all day. I'm exhausted from the projects.
CherryLipSmax: I have two barn cats but I hate them. Their names are collectively "You Two Little Fuckers"
JOGurg60: I am alllllllll female. I will take pics in Florida and send them to you. Tell me what you want me to take a pic in front of to prove its me and I will do it."
CarrolineMarie: A fast moving train.
FitandTallManNY: hahhaha Marie
BlondeSense: I gave birth to Lauren's baby.. it thinks one of its parents is a law student
ArrogantlyNY: hahahhahah Blonde
ArrogantlyNY: Now that is fucking funny
Vocalion78: I'm not convinced bullets would end this blondeness
DelBlueyz46: so hmmmmmmmmm
DelBlueyz46: "romantic attorneys"....oxymoron?
CherryLipSmax: That oxymoron thing... well that just gets better every time, doesn't it.
BlondeSense: OK. Recess is over..I'm going into a calm room... Israeli/Palesinians Coffee Clutch
TrialAtty51: Man I need better stalkers
TrialAtty51: My stalkers SUCK
Oneover345: I know you dont do married men.. which I am sure disappoints your husband
Forceldea: The drinking I can do..
Happy86347: Or is the alcohol to flirt??
Iceblueyedbabe11: Flirting yes..drinking no...dulls my hatred
MrsTygresss: It's so easy for people to talk with a keyboard and no mind
Neilist: So THIS is hell.
ArrogantlyNY: Not yet Neil...maximize the window
KissMyTiara: Oh you people complaining about your free porn Cry me a fuckin' river
SwingFever: It's a little known fact that nearly all porn is produced by women now
MeasPieceonEarth: Where are you getting all your info, David?
SwingFever: I am making it up
KissMyTiara: lmao
Worrywitch: lmaoooooooo figures
MeasPieceonEarth: LMAO
NillaWafer2:I never cuddle with my vibe.. once it flies across the room during orgasm I let it rest in peace
EstradaLionkeeng: I am a man with horse body parts
SamMan1rdu: Estrada, if you have a dick, spit it out, it's not yours
Iil DarkPrincess:I have a sex deprived 19yr old and 17yr old girl if u wanna talk 2 her IM me OnlineHost: Iil DarkPrincess has left the room. KissMyTiara:God that is sick Iceblueyedbabe11:ewwww BULawAlum: Lovely SecretsAvowed: How do you know which you get? KissMyTiara: Bet ya fifty bucks he's a fat bald guy in South Texas SecretsAvowed: hahahhahahaha Iceblueyedbabe11: LOL
CLARISAS36NOW:Everytime I try to upgrade aol, it tells me my pc is a Mac. wtf is that?
Vocalion78:My IQ has dropped 20 points in the last hour due to this experience
Ekkolin:I need to pay better attention to the stupid people.